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# 'Don't go into the long grass!'
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# clever girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# must go faster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# "All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"
"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't EAT the tourists."
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ah ah ah! you didn't say the magic word!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# They move in herds...
They do move in herds...
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# My brother never gets tired of putting his face really close to mine and then saying that
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Sometimes for a laugh he just wispers
'Alan' but that's from one of the other films.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Your brother is awesome.
I will be starting to do this to my brother forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I once nearly mowed over a slow worm in the long grass
It moved fucking fast then, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I thought they were called Sloe Worms,
and that was what they made Sloe Gin out of....

Like the worms in Mesquite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Don't think so
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_worm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I know.
I was being silly :(

Sloe Gin is made with Sloe Berries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Aaaaaaghhhhh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Sloe worms are made from sloe gin
and taste of happiness
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I knew it was something like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Nice reference
You think they're bad, wait 'till the Compies eat him.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haha!
**clicks**

This genuinely made me laugh :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Change it to raptors and email it to xkcd, you'll get him all paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Dinosaurs! Yes!
Woo
I've been invited to birmingham to discuss potential EngD projects :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# OH god don't talk to me about lawn mowing...
2 weeks ago, my lawnmower caught fire as it couldn't cope with the grass length. Last weekend a cordless drill caught fire in my living room while it was charging. I'm just waiting for the third thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha Real lols!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Scary shit on the drill though
If i hadnt been in the room and acted fast, the whole house would have burned down
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# With 90% of my personal property being paper, and therefore KINDLING,
that's kinda my number one fear.

That and spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I can't stop thinking about it and ive now resorted to unplugging everything bar the freezer when i go to work
If i hadn't seen it start in front of me, I could have been trapped in the living room while it burned away my WOODEN CLAD house (and i promise you i'm not joking on that).

*shivvers*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# are you some sort of DIY Robinson Crusoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# haha, pretty much. Think of me as Jacob from Lost and you're pretty much there
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I've never seen Lost
the closest I can get is thinking of you as a lost Jacob's cracker - will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that'll do pig, that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Eep.
*goes to check his currently-charging cordless drill*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha that sounds like something from The Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *pours cornflakes into bowl*
*bowl catches fire*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Just light a match to pre-empt it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Are you using a thicker crayon today...
this look a little darker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# More lines, closer together.
Same nib thickness.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I don't usually say anything.
Not much point after the Rohypnol kicks in.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# who are you talking to, Art?
that's some nice looking scenery work there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The talking cat, squirrel and penguin.
What? You can't see them?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hillarity ensues
art vs the dinosaurs

*clk*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Make this an arc! Please!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:39, archived)