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# Gordie and the darling


PM unveils radical new plans
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I DEMAND WE SPEND THE TAXES ON A
NEW TREBUCHET!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Brave Sir Gordon ran away....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Sir Gordon ran away away ...
When danger reared it's ugly head,
Brave Sir Gordon turned tail and fled,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gordon ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# There is a myth that King Arthur will wake from his sleep to save Britain in its darkest time
I think he'd more likely wake up, read the papers and go "Bugger this, I'm not getting into politics", go for a wee, plumph up his pillow and go back to eternal slumber...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Plumph?
Plumph?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# That's what kings get.
It's the posh version of plumping.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# you know
when you beat off the flatness
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It's when you plump up an exceptionally soft pillow
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It's when you plump up a flump
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# the myth is
that he will rise up and drive out the saxon hordes...so that will be nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 14th August, then
He'd better set his alarm clock.

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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# silly, he doesn't have a clock
you have to go into his cave and tinkle the bell for him...
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# he'd probably sneak in a bit of a wank too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Possibly even a full one after so much time
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)
# well struck that man
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# hear hear
grumble grumble fart, snore

house of lords here I come
(I helped save b3ta! Badgerfish falling out of the lurk, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# They've got rid of the speaker, who was unpopular
Gordon Brown and others have stayed despite being even more unpopular
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# that fella seated on our lower-left seems to be the only one concerned with whats going on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:11, archived)