There is a myth that King Arthur will wake from his sleep to save Britain in its darkest time
I think he'd more likely wake up, read the papers and go 'Bugger this, I'm not getting into politics', go for a wee, plumph up his pillow and go back to eternal slumber...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55,
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Plumph?
Plumph?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57,
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That's what kings get.
It's the posh version of plumping.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00,
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you know
when you beat off the flatness
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Badgerfish falling out of the lurk,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00,
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It's when you plump up an exceptionally soft pillow
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01,
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It's when you plump up a flump
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02,
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the myth is
that he will rise up and drive out the saxon hordes...so that will be nice :)
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00,
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14th August, then
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03,
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silly, he doesn't have a clock
you have to go into his cave and tinkle the bell for him...
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09,
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he'd probably sneak in a bit of a wank too
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07,
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Possibly even a full one after so much time
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20,
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