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# There is a myth that King Arthur will wake from his sleep to save Britain in its darkest time
I think he'd more likely wake up, read the papers and go 'Bugger this, I'm not getting into politics', go for a wee, plumph up his pillow and go back to eternal slumber...
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Plumph?
Plumph?
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# That's what kings get.
It's the posh version of plumping.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# you know
when you beat off the flatness
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It's when you plump up an exceptionally soft pillow
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# It's when you plump up a flump
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# the myth is
that he will rise up and drive out the saxon hordes...so that will be nice :)
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:00, archived)
# 14th August, then
He'd better set his alarm clock.

www.saxon747.com/en/is/main-tourdates/tourdates/
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:03, archived)
# silly, he doesn't have a clock
you have to go into his cave and tinkle the bell for him...
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# he'd probably sneak in a bit of a wank too
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Possibly even a full one after so much time
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:20, archived)