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# Yes
it has been disgussed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# discussed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# discusted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# discustard is orrible
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# AND THE PUBES!
And stick a condom with a bit of shampoo inside up his arse with a broom handle, and hang a sign on him saying, "While you were asleep you were bumraped". This actually happened to a friend of mine in a pub in Cambridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# The prank?
Or the bumraping?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Both
no wait... the prank
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# It was in a pub called The Boat Race.
Sadly it is true. Someone, who passed out was also supergluded to the bog he was sitting, shitting on and had to be removed by the Fire Brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# This is actual footage of my local.
The guy on the toilet is the pub landlord
Continued here.
Edit: You might wanna turn the sound down...the drunks are "having a hoot"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I blame the booze.
I've not had a single alcoholic drink for getting on for 16 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I have, but I've only been alive for 17 years. Well, it's 16 days until my 17th. :D
But I don't and won't make a habit of drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# or put a mars bar down his crack
when he wakes up it'll have melted and he'll think he's shat himself
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That has been done too. In the same venue although I think it was a Cadbury's Flake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I don't believe a word of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Absolutly true. All of it.
Not a good pub to pass out in. It's gone now. They turned it into a cocktail lounge. It was one of the best live band pubs before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Cocktail lounge? :(
Shame, I went there once to see a band and had a great night.
Didn't get bumraped or glued to anything :D
(at least, not that I can recall)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Bum raped and choco-bar schmeared.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:15, archived)