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[challenge entry] extreme b3tabashing


Have fun you lot :)

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha. No. extreme b3ta bashing.

It's up again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# hahahaha
i await the shaved eyebrow shot with glee :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yes
it has been disgussed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# discussed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# discusted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# discustard is orrible
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# AND THE PUBES!
And stick a condom with a bit of shampoo inside up his arse with a broom handle, and hang a sign on him saying, "While you were asleep you were bumraped". This actually happened to a friend of mine in a pub in Cambridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# The prank?
Or the bumraping?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Both
no wait... the prank
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# It was in a pub called The Boat Race.
Sadly it is true. Someone, who passed out was also supergluded to the bog he was sitting, shitting on and had to be removed by the Fire Brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# This is actual footage of my local.
The guy on the toilet is the pub landlord
Continued here.
Edit: You might wanna turn the sound down...the drunks are "having a hoot"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I blame the booze.
I've not had a single alcoholic drink for getting on for 16 years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I have, but I've only been alive for 17 years. Well, it's 16 days until my 17th. :D
But I don't and won't make a habit of drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# or put a mars bar down his crack
when he wakes up it'll have melted and he'll think he's shat himself
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# That has been done too. In the same venue although I think it was a Cadbury's Flake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I don't believe a word of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Absolutly true. All of it.
Not a good pub to pass out in. It's gone now. They turned it into a cocktail lounge. It was one of the best live band pubs before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Cocktail lounge? :(
Shame, I went there once to see a band and had a great night.
Didn't get bumraped or glued to anything :D
(at least, not that I can recall)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Bum raped and choco-bar schmeared.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 30 May 2009, 20:15, archived)
# He gets up and starts again?
Why did he even bother going?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# He seems quite happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# He's just had a dream about women with tails and squirrel heads
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# He's been passed out for hours
and will soon return there by the looks of it.

Excuse me for being all grown up about this but I see no point.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# The gin and onion will follow him about for a while on here I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# As I said earlier
it is our civic duty :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# haha
it's jamnog, right? maybe the only way he can get squirrels with tits out of his head is to be permanently wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hey mr ghost
I'm just about to head over - where will you 'orrible lot be in an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That looks like my Mrs there getting trod on by a ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# oh dear ...phone her and tell her to cover herself with cold mud immediately
:O
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# She will manage OK herself.
later
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# i can see she is used to dealing with predators then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yes, no probs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# whens there going to be an Aberystwytt bash?
Also I think there should be a web cam set up so we can see the shenanigans live
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# To be fair Riverghost is jacking every new thread, so it's basically the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Oh don't be a Mr Grumpy-pance
I'm enjoying it at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# oooh not going to Aber again
not after last time :(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# pray tell!
its bloody lovely today!

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 30 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# oooh its too harrowing a memory to recall
but it involved floating down a river in a Citroen C5 blind pissed :(

Edit: lovely pic BTW
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# sounds about right for Aber..
ta muchly..

Cardiff bash? I need to attend one!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# probably quicker to get to London from Aber :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# There's a Newport bash at the end of July.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# beautiful here too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Runcorn Weather Report:
Sun also. Which is rare, since it seems to rain at least 4 days a week.
If it's this nice tomorrow I might have to actually go out on my bike and enjoy the sunshine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# ah, just come back for the summer
I have a house on the seafront for next year, cannot wait
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 30 May 2009, 17:18, archived)