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# Kissy Kissy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)
# ffft
what the fuck is that in her mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)
# the small, masticated remains of her dignity and career:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# ooof! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# it is ham gum
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Ha!
Does she only have to do military service if war were declared?

What was that?

War were declared.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# pfffft, a good episode
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Yes, possibly the best (Lots of Brannigan)
"The secret to victory is surprise, so...SURPRISE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# *hurls again*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hmm
added pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# ah jesus >.< throat bogies
why did i follow that link?!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Her brain.... It slipped though into the nasal cavity somehow, then though to the the back of the mouth.
She's nearly spat it out on a number of occasions...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# a foetus
hicks store their young in their mouths: FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Damn, it's hot in this office today
There appears to be localised heat haze on my monitor...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Get your arse to Mars!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *waves*
Good afternoon fine sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# *waves*
Wotcha, sir! All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Yes, superb thank you.
Spent the morning with a consultant psychiatrist. The good news is that I'm completely sane but the bad news is that I'm completely insane.
/split personality blog
Seriously though it went smashingly, despite working for the defendant's solicitors he is going to be preparing his evaluation in my favour.

How's about yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Struggling with firewalls, but otherwise good, thanks.
Bacon & Egg sarnie* en-route.

*second one today ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
# *noms*
Oh and just to clarify, the doctor used his SCIENCE(tm) and determined that there is nothing wrong with me (from a mental perspective).
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Aha!
All is clear now. Good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah, the defendants solicitors were trying to say the pain in all in my head
(Because they haven't seen the MRI scans and subsequent report showing the nerve damage)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I'm having a veggie day after yesterday
some manner of rice salad I think
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)
# You'd despair of me...
Dinner (last night) was nearly a kilo of mussels (cream, wine and bacon sauce).
I'm close to exploding.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
# you sod
(wonderful though you are)... I had a dry ham sandwich and the coffee I took away might actually be warm ditch water...

:S
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# *faxes bacon & egg sarnie to the Prof*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)
# wobbly
I have just made myself a breakfast baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The above pic is
probably enough to put you off that, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
# No, i've seen worse and still continued to eat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's like looking at the tv when you're electric toothbrushing.
/wobbly blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# You!
Y'alreet, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# 'ello fella
I'm just dandy, ta. Took the day off sick - hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Good plan...
I'm shirking from home as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hello , you two layabouts!
hope you're well.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Hey! There he is!
Good, ta - and yourself?
Lovely to finally meet you at the weekend.

That mad 'painter' was top entertainment, wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
# He was superb.
'it's kind of surrealist impressionism'...

and likewise, it was great to see you - you did not disappoint in the flesh, as it were!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Arf!
I was trying to recall that. Bloody brilliant.

Edit: I say! *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha, the poor guy
Being harangued by you two, while you shouted about where that fucking card was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
# It was him doing the haranguing!
And tobacco-nicking, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
# He was wonderful though :)
I enjoyed the entertainment, I don't know if was telling the truth or not
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
I suspect his level of pissed-ness belies the element of truth in his claims.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# I like to think he was actually a real artist
who had had one too many sherberts and didn't have very much money. And didn't mind scrounging every now and then. And was slightly mad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)
# haha!
yeah - he kept telling us off for getting things wrong.
'No! It's the STEPHEN LAWRENCE gallery in Greenwich. Don't you listen?'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
The fact that the story changed with each re-telling made it all the more amusing.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
# There is one, though!
look: www.culture24.org.uk/am28228

Now to see if he's listed...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)
# nice thinking that chap :)
was lovely to see you and the missus, did you have fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I think
I'll try that tonight. It sounds like fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
# do, it is good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, I will
With or without drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
# try both :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
# and hello to you, too, sir.
Nice to meet you over t'weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
# It was really nice to meet you to sir :)
Hello to you

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Lovely thanks!
Only just got back from that there London, about 5 minutes ago.
Order of priority -
1. make cup of tea
2. go on b3ta

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Just starting to feel human again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
# haha - it's over-rated.
Humanity, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)
# It also works on digital clocks
makes all the lines move around in a very trippy manner!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Good Grief, No!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Well...I would.
Noonage all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
# That's warped - in more ways than one!
First post-bash log-in. I met many lovely b3tans and had an ace time.
*feels all warm and tingly*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)