In public I emit an inaduable whine which can curdle milkand has been known to cause spontaneous orgasmings. I have a rose named after me... I was named first and then some years later someone else named a rose. The events are not connected.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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Orgasms for you or others?If it is in others, I'm pretty sure you could make some money out of it...
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15,
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other peoplebut sometimes it also causes bum aneurysms
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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In Viking my name means Man Who Has Bested Exceland I am revered in many Epic poems for my mastery of the VLOOKUP() function. My hair has the tensile strength of lino
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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You sound intoxicatingLike a sexy future camel in a bejewelled calculator snood.
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fannycradock,
Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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I have a rare diseasewhich means my breath constantly smells faintly of rice pudding. I was once put into the tower of Lodnod for starting a fire in a royal.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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if I'm allowed to germinateI will, otherwise I won't. Those are the rules I live by.
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Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28,
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You intrigue me, sir...Why didn't you bash this time, then. Hmm? Hmm?
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enceladus,
Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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