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# No, tell me again, human .. you paid how much for this ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Get the cat to shit on the sofa
It will win the Turner prize guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
# or just cut it in half and put it in formaldahyde
..or cut it in two!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Or have the sofa shit on the cat.
FOR THAT IS ART!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Only if the artist is banging on about her menstrual cycle.
Then it gets funding, too.

Also:
thechap.net/content/section_manifesto/tateprotest.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
Jolly good show, boys!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# They're in trouble, apparently...
thechap.net/content/section_news/?p=71

Just wish I had the spare notes for the subscription...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)
# ART CAT
What do you think of it Art Cat?
Art Cat: *scratches painting* *shits on painting*
You don't like it, do you!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I would pay moneyto see Tiddles scratch Brian Sewells eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# ^I endorse this 100%^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
# what this represents is the connection between the felines subconscious thoughts and the
deep perplexed emotion of the botanical shitter...and so forth
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)