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# maths is all very well until you remember that its a country that was set up by religious types who left europe because they thought there was too much sex
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)
# well I don't imagine I could ever have too much sex
... I'd like to try

it's settled then - I'm becoming a porno star!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Don't you think pornstars get sick of having sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# if they're in some sort of puke porn
I imagine that they have to...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# 9AM - Clock in
9.14AM - 12 Noon - Sexings
12 Noon - 1PM - Lunch
1PM - 5PM - Sexings, fellatings and masturbatings
5PM - Clock out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Now that's a timesheet!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# think of all the calories you'd burn!
its the ulitmate diet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)
# shave, lube, shave,
fake cum shot, take your $50 back to your bedsit and dream of stardom
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# flexitime?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)
# What is this 'too much sex' of which you speak?
...and, more importantly, where is it going on?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Amsterdam I'd imagine
Good morning, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Hmmm. Possibly.
I'd like to believe that it's Timmendorf, a rather pretty seaside resort on the Baltic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# without a doubt it's one of the freaky
Hebridean islands... I've seen The Wicker Man
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# What, you saw him this morning?
Was he well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# he's given up smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *LOL*
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Bless,
he's been trying for what? 36 years now?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Too much sex can be had.
You know because it's ouchie to sit down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# That must be why I'm sitting rather comfortably.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I'm not, my sodding knee hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# *kisses better*
Anything else whilst I'm down here, ma'am?

;-)

Edit: I can't believe I just said that, I'm so sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# :D
Too lovely for words. Shush, it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)
# nods seriously
:(
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Don't sit down?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)
# But I'm really good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# It's one of my few talents, as you can probably tell
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)