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# *English people everywhere rejoice*
edit: that was FUNNY, damn it. Alright, fuck you all then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Is it the monkey made out of smiley faces in Jahled's pics?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No. That's Watchmonkey, Emvee's own.
Although they did sleep together. Watchmonkey and Barbarossa, not Emvee and the monkeys. Well, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I wouldn't put money on that last one not being true, between you and me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :S
Sticky monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I got it!
*feels erudite*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I hoped you would.
However now I have to murder you in the coldest of blood because you still haven't said how hilarious it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I couldn't finish typing for laughing
*wipes away tears* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Nice save, sir, nice save.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# That's what she said!
Sadly.......
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# There's quite the photo of you at the bash on Flickr.
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/3592063680/in/pool-b3tabashes

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hah, that's my generic 'can't really smile so not going to try face'
This one is better though (and doesn't make me look about twelve)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ooh, you look like
um... buggerit, what's his name?... BEN! My mate Ben... who you don't know... so... carry on

*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Ah yes Ben!
The one with hands.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Yeah
and the MASSIVE... that's the fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# My that's the fella is tiny :(


Well compared to my cock anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# You've obviously been designed for some insane war.
Cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# The best kind of war.
There's zeppelins raining molten lead and fire on everything, and men mounted on lions bursting through people's windows.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Whilst you cackle maniacally and suck on your capri-sun.
STILL cigarette time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# IT'S A LEGITIMATE BEVERAGE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha, loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Argh, I just realised as well as making me look about twelve, that photo makes me look like hexachordal.

I'm taking my own life.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)