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# Neither of those two.
Mostly in phys. chem., but recently branched out in other fields - one his latest was savaged for the vast number of mistakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# what a nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Unrelated....
In the shatner .gif with the bird whose boobs are shatners head, who is the bird?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# which one? i haven't seen it?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# well
images.google.com/images?q=Veronika%20Zemanova
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I thought so
She does porn.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# i'm all wanked out today.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Pffft
Reply of the month!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)
# oooh-oohh, who? :) I don't know any physical chemists, but I know a few organic chemists (especially vociferous open-source ones)..
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# is he also a well known pillock?
ie appears in documentaries? articles in the gruanaid?
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# dammit, this is like a fucking crossword clue! just tell me the name grrr! >:-{
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# see 1 down
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# "Gazebo"?!!? How does that help!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# you don't like 20 questions? i've really enjoyed it.
shares a name with a diet.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ohhhhh.
takk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Prof. P**** A*****
Don't know about any articles elsewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# yeah i worked that out. :)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Aha.
Just looked at his wiki entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)
# i google first year phys chem texts.
found him that way, I never did much chem, even though it's what i went to uni to do...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Not many chemists stay in chemistry.
35% of Southampton chem graduates left to do accounting...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Ah, I own a copy of elements of Phys Chem
Phys chem is for knobs anyway.

/Biochemist
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Inorganic rocks.
/spang
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# concurs
/degree in biochemistry, now a bio/cheminformaticist ...er.. but not physical chemistry OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# We're dangerously close to talking shop here.
We'll end up comparing lists of our publications in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# i don't wanna do that, all (1) of mine are in physics :S
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Aww, it'll get there.
Mind you, it's different in different fields. I've heard in physics one evry couple years ain't bad, but in other things, you need four a year or more.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm in maths now, where everyone gets away with 1 a year
(i'm a 1st year phd student so I'm pretty lucky to have what I've got)

in fields like optics/plasma, you'd need 4 to survive because if you don't publish, the ARC hates you.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)
# I've just been lucky in the fields of research I'm in.
Lucky all round, really. I'm supposedly the youngest postdoc ever to have started at Bern and I managed to get a wodge of papers from my Ph. D. It was very odd giving undergrad lectures to people older than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hmm. I'd rather not. If publications were dick sizes, I would have a large sports car.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I'd have a large sniper rifle.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:19, archived)
# chemists can kiss my mathematical arse.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Another inorganic chap heard I'm into magnetism.
And said 'magnetism and masturbation are the same thing. Both happen in a dark place and it's a relief when they're over.'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# rofls.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I'm going to miss my SQUID.
Apparently, I have to go to Monash to use one.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# the landsdowne does a good seafood basket. :)
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Pfft....
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I take exception to that remark.
Chemistry is fun*.



*dangerous, the way I did it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# physics is phun.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 13:18, archived)