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# she asking me to decide where n when
...*gulp*
any ideas?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
# take her to see a horror film
if she's scared, she'll cling to you and you can cop a feel. if she's not scared, she's probably like me, which means you'll get laid without having to try
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
# ...would but there aint a cinema for 90 miles....
and my cars off the road (hence the weight loss) hurry up bloody postman!
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
# invite her round to watch a film
then surreptitiously turn the heat up so she has to take some clothes off.
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
# i'm sure my parents would enjoy that...
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# take her to the park
get her pissed, then feel her up on the swings
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i'm not that kind of guy
i've been single long enough to not just need a grope and a swing
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# then get her really pissed
and shag her in the bushes
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# pfft
i suggested a walk on the beach
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# ah, the romantic option
it's going the long way round, but she'll think you're a gentleman. don't be too well-behaved, you might make her think you don't want it
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
# you can get a car
through the post these days?
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:07, archived)
# brake pads
:p
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# oh so technically there is nothing stopping you
from driving
(, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)