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# after looking over my friends' activity over the weekend
I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL NOT BE ASKING YOU TO FEED MY CAT WHEN I AM AWAY

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(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
# I'm still upset that cockweasle was the only one who participated in my sexy matlock thread
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
# SEXY MATLOCK
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# I've come to clean your poo!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
# that's true, especially because I think the porno guy came from a gay site.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# oh you know you just wont admit
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)
# What the hell is going on with his hip joints?
Has he got detachable legs or something?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# apparently this is the image of sexiness all men must live up to
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)
# Hey, don't do your warped perceptions of the media schtick on me. I'm half italian and inherited all the genes that make me look like a sunburnt, partially shaved ape.
And even I make a minor effort to make myself look less hideous.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)
# WASAMATTA YOU? HEY!! WATTAYOUTINKYOUDO? HEY!!
ISSA NOT SO BAD!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I don't know. Maybe I've just realised you look like a girl who's had carpet samples glued to her face.
YEAH, YOU FUCK WITH ME, YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET! BADLY REALISED SIMILES, THAT'S WHAT!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)
# no I look like a lesbian that ate a sticky bun before indulging in some muff diving.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)
# You fucking wish.
I think if any of us looked like that we'd get more action than we currently do. And from lesbians too!

"Why yes, it is an incredibly realistic strap on."
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Damn I was at a party the other night where some of the dykes made me look feminine, I wish I'd thought of that line, instead of the one I did use.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)
# it's a nice-a place -
 
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHADDAPPAYOUFACE
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I loved this when I was a kid
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

number one in Australia in 1980
you do love your wogs really
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:37, archived)
# hehehheh
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaddup_You_Face#Australia

I'm pretty sure I've heard "Bite Your Bum" somewhere along the line, too
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:39, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)
# *passes tissue*
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:36, archived)
# the tag in the bottom of that photo says Ray-Romano
 
I THINK SOME PEOPLE MAYBE LOVE RAYMOND A LITTLE TOO MUCH
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:45, archived)
# it says GAY ROMANO!!
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
# ohh.. gay romance!
 
I'M SORRY, I DON'T GET MY NEW GLASSES TIL THURSDAY AT THE EARLIEST
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
# there's a lot I've got used to not seeing.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
# I finally sorted out some glasses a few weeks ago after not wearing any for 8 years
I kinda preferred not being a slave to the lens
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
# best of all the homo porn
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
# I'm gonna make me some money signing Ray Romano's signature on gay porno and selling it on e-bay
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)
# Shit dude, I think you're onto a winner
Can I be your Australian branch?
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:59, archived)
# just make sure you put a love heart as the os in romano
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)
# oh yeah when I saw him and got my DVDs signed he totally did that.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:14, archived)
# I AM GOING TO KILL YOU, RAY ROMANO
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:52, archived)
# hmmm
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:11, archived)
# that was some goddamn sexy matlock
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)
# :( I'm trustworthy.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
# I can no longer endure this biscuit.
Goodbye, cruel luggage.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)