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# I am fucking livid.
After all the media during the campaign - 'we need to get the count up otherwise these people will stroll into seats', for idle apathetic bastards to sit there blaming MPs' expenses for not getting of their fat arses and walking the 200m down the road to the polling station is utterly inexcusable.

I'm going to move to Derbyshire.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# I'm sick of hearing about
the "MPs expense fiasco". I honestly don't care that an MP in the south of england has a small island for ducks, or a moat or whatever.

In fact, I find that positively inspiring.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha ^This^
My comments upon hearing about it ran along the lines of "Well at least he likes ducks! I like ducks too, so we have something in common, he can't be all that bad!"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
# I think the point was more
that he used taxpayer's money to house his ducks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I'd rather the ducks were well housed
than out in the cold, quacking softly as their downy feathers are buffeted by the cold, harsh wind.

Think about that, next time Harriet Harman appears on your television box, shouting forth noises and wind-sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# "Now that all the politicians have been sacked, there is nowhere for these poor ducks to live"
*close-up of a duck, in grainy blank and white, as it quacks in slow-motion*

quaaaaaaccckkkkkk.

"Look at the expression on it's little beak... It misses its duck island..."

quaaaaaaccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# yeah but he could have used taxpayers money on worse things ;D
Like ummmm....... A big electro plated statue of Donny Osmond, or a marmalade stapler, or a gun that shoots butter. The way I see it, the ducks won, so in a way we all won
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I'm off to firebox.com
I want a marmalade stapler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Purchase it with the double-barrel butter gun
and breafast time toast making will become a whole new world of fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)