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# David Blunkett has broken his rib from being stampeded by a herd of angry cattle
...the guy next to me in the office just said 'He obviously didn't see them coming'.

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Apparently the cow let out a ROAR before charging (according to the Sun anyway)
We decided it wasn't a cow at all, but he must have inadvertently wandered into a safari park
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Proof conclusive that Jurassic Park is still going somewhere
just waiting for the funding to allow the sequel to be exposed to the public in ever more unlikely ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# were they all resigning from the Cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ooooh
Seething Political Comment

I was going to say Scithing, but I couldn't speel it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Scything?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# sho' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha!
but they are rats escaping a sinking ship
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it makes me laugh
"We've got a job to do, so we're going to get on with it" says Harriet Harman

it's a bit like Harold Shipman saying "Ah, never mind about all those dead old biddies, I'm a doctor so I'm going to get on with my job."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# "Doctor, doctor, my cock is shaped like a saxophone!"
"I'm Harold Shipman! Ha ha, you're fucking dead!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)