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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
# hahahahah
but that reminds me, I have to fix a leaky toilet :(
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Bloody Australians.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
# WHY IS B3TA SO RACIST
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Australian isn't a race, it's a nationality.
'Fucking Abos' = racist
'Fucking Aussies' = xenophobic
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Fucking poms = despicable
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
# despicable not dispicable
can you not speak your Queen's English?

now I must run and hide
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
# i cannot type.
and besides, i fixed it before you replied so NURRRRRR
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
# damn
NURRRRRR always wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I meant racist in the context of normal speech rather than the literal sense
in the same way that japanese can be racist towards koreans
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Now I want to have a nightclub with the first toilet cubicle like that.
It would confuse the fuck out of people on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# they would still piss on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# To be fair
It's not hard to confuse the fuck out of people on drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I said
"He's not shampoo'd the duck's snout - look - she's got big jugs"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# "Do you want more drugs?"
"yesyesyesyesyesyes"
"Do you know how many fingers I'm holding up?"
".... twelvety?"
"guess again"
"hmm..... $Texas?"
"correct"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# DON'T LIE
IT'S NOT NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
# is that Emma wotsit from Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I would do her
and the things dragging her to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Kate on the phone?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahahha! things would get very messy... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# David Blunkett has broken his rib from being stampeded by a herd of angry cattle
...the guy next to me in the office just said "He obviously didn't see them coming".

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Apparently the cow let out a ROAR before charging (according to the Sun anyway)
We decided it wasn't a cow at all, but he must have inadvertently wandered into a safari park
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Proof conclusive that Jurassic Park is still going somewhere
just waiting for the funding to allow the sequel to be exposed to the public in ever more unlikely ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
# were they all resigning from the Cabinet?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ooooh
Seething Political Comment

I was going to say Scithing, but I couldn't speel it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Scything?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
# sho' thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
# ha!
but they are rats escaping a sinking ship
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
# it makes me laugh
"We've got a job to do, so we're going to get on with it" says Harriet Harman

it's a bit like Harold Shipman saying "Ah, never mind about all those dead old biddies, I'm a doctor so I'm going to get on with my job."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
# "Doctor, doctor, my cock is shaped like a saxophone!"
"I'm Harold Shipman! Ha ha, you're fucking dead!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It needs some glory holes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
# OMG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V265pGgsBnM&feature=channel
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
# love the comments.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Haha
"OMG NEVER BUYING CEREAL AGAIN"
Iron is good for you, bumbaclaart.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
# i liked the troll that banged on about the headphones.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)