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# NNnnn...nnhh...Nnnnings!!! Pig-Sale!!!


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(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# France?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Romania..
..i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I believe in a place called Romania
It Roams with Aniania
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I'll take two point eleventy pound of gammon please.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ....and that's why pigs don't ride bicycles
in other news: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8090712.stm

I probably won't be watching that in the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
#
Just have Mr T in it!!! he hasnt aged

and hes got god on his side! lols
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)
# to be honest, I wish they would just leave it alone and come up with something new
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# They've been talking about this for YEARS!!!
I'd have George Clooney and Brad Pitt as Hannibal and Face.
Cillian Murphy as Murdoch
and, I don't know... the Rock as BA (doesn't really matter)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I'd go with them.
But I'd have Tom Green as Murdoch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)
# ooooh, now that is inspired casting....
never thought of him.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Jim Carrey for Murdock!!!!
Join the Petition
(He can finally be funny again)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Clooney or Willis as hannibal would have been my choice. Murdoch?
Well, I had thought about Jim carrey for that, as long as he didn't get TOO silly, but then again Robert Downey Jr might work.... Pitt is about right for Face. BA? very difficult tbh.... Rock might do it, but I don't thingk there is anyone who could do it as well as Mr T.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Megan Fox as Amy.
Colonel Decker could be played by Jackie Gleason (Is he still alive?)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# The aussie bird from Transformers would be better
I don't get Megan Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Rachael Taylor?
I concur actually..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Thats the puppy
Was very annoyed by her treatment in Transformers.
She's an absolute stunner, great actress, and they make her a geek

Shame she cant spell her name

IN OTHER NEWS: two days 'working' from home!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Megan Fox? Yeah, she's very attractive, but WAY overrated
certainly not "sexiest woman in the world"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Have a look at her thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)
# yeah, I noticed that......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It is one of those things that you can't un-notice now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha, yup, very much so!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Let's just get one thing straight here..
you would all boink her though right?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
# well of couse, but that doesn't stop her being hugely overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Boink is such a good word
I imagine she's a shallow as a puddle and her tits are fake
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Downey Jr would be good
I'd like to seem them take him into dangerously crazy territory rather than wacky.

I'd like to believe he could flip at any moment and kill someone

I wouldn't tthink that with carrey, though I used to think Adam Sandler would be good
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I don't think Sandler could do it... I'd much rather Carrey did it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I'd have that Cillian Murphy and all
Aw, I hope Liam Neeson's up to it, what with his wife dying and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# The pig is having a lovely bicycle ride
The pig is having a lovely bicycle ride
The pig is having a lovely bicycle ride
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# POLICE BIKE!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
# eh what?
Have some not-worth-its-own-thread silliness

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Have a spang
I insist
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Why thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# *Charging Orbital Spanging Laser*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I used to love Fig Rolls.
/slightly related blog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# that pig won't learn to ride like that
what with being tied up and dead and all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# That looks like a nice bike
but I bet it's a real pig to ride on
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# prey for me
www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/arts/31schi.html?_r=2&hp
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
# is it still night shift?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
# heh heh......on his way home from a night on the gayshift
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)