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# The BNP got 943,598 votes
Democracy sucks. Let's build a supercomputer to rule the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)
# what, Iain M Banks style?
yeah, I'm up for that! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I didn't see battenberg appear on any official statistics
I fear my vote was in vain... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Ah, a cakeocracy
They tried that in Ancient Rome. It lead to rioting after the Great Marzipan Schism. Some said it should have real almonds, some suggested almond flavouring.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# it was all underhand treachery
Thet printed the Battenberg parties boxes on the folded over bit of paper at the bottom :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Let me run the country
I've played civilisation IV
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)
# This qualifies you more than anyone in the history of ever
*votes Rebel biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Revolutionary biscuits of Italy
Rise up out of your tin!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Of all the revolutionary biscuits, Garibaldi is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# You have nothing to lose but your wafers,
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)
# *ghost of Garibaldi says 'bindun'*
or it might have been 'mindpiss'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I usually nuke any country that disagrees with me though
and then rename all their cities as swearwords.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I support your manifesto
We could do with more European cities named flange and mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# only if you let me take over when we reach space age
I'm a Master of Orion
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Ah, but are you a Master of Magic?
Chaos-enhanced Paladins with mithril weapons, hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)
# I have also played this
but on easy mode

therefore I see myself as qualified to run Malta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Unfortunately Malta is now "Titty biscuits" and is heavily irradiated
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I've said this before, but I think you need to get a cat or something to run the country.
The only way it's ever going to be fair is if all decisions are entirely random.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# In a true democracy
There'd be 370 empty seats in the house of commons representing the people who didn't vote
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)
# and people could just turn up and sit in them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I'd vote for that!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)
# There was a Mark Steel Solution episode devoted to an idea like that
But with the Royal Family. There'd be a lottery and every so often everyone could take turns being the Royal Family.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I wouldn't want to take Charlie's place
unless someone anyone took Camel's place
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Although they still got 800,000 votes
in the 2004 election, so the country's only marginally less fucked up than is normally believed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)