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# ZOMG! Legs!
really?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Not Heather Mills then?
We stood at the quayside at midnight.
Her lips were all aquiver.
She gave a cough.
Her leg fell off.
And floated down the river.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)
# :D
I haven't heard that in ages, although it was the boy stood on the burning deck when I heard it :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Spike Milligan I believe:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Kerrect!
also,
There was a young man from Bombay,
Took a slow boat to China one day.
He got trapped in the tiller,
By a sex-mad gorilla.
And China's a long way away.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Last recited by Paul Merton on HIGNFY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# I prefer
The boy stood on the burning deck
having a game of cricket;
the ball went up his trouser leg
and hit his middle wicket!

(one of Eric Morecambe's I think)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Or Rod Hull
Hurrah. Hurrah.
To be in Potters Bar.
People COme from near and far.
By bus, by train, by bike, by car.
So bring your ma and dring your pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Another Milligna effort.
There was a young man from Calcutta,
Who tried to write "FUCK" on a shutter.
he got to FU when a pious Hindu,
Knocked him arse over tit in the gutter.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Such poetic beauty
didn't Heather loose that leg being run over by a motorbike cop on Upper Street?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# THat's a downer:(
I knew I loved Islington for a reason:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I vaguely recall it on the news
whenever it was
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)