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# This is my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
well done and welcome :)

You've passed your B3ta entrance exam.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)
# HUZZAH!
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# As Toasty mentions though,
if you knock the quality down until you get about 40-50kb max for the jpg it should still look good enough.

Edit: Special DISASTER RECOVERY NOTICE!!! - Do not delete this thread. If you resize the filesize/reupload the image to b3tards or whatever just hit Edit on your post and change the url of the image and we'll pretend it never happened. No need to post a new thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# except for the filesize bit
:D

*Edit - Congratulations on our new board member for listening, not running away and taking everything in good spirits. You'll get on well here.


(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# fucking hell
he's right ya know!!

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# you're allowed a few
minor faults
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
# that attitude is what got the BNP where they are today
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# it's not the miner's fault they lost their industry
so they're not really the people to blame for the BNP getting where they are today
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# do you write books of terrible puns?
;)

miners, bnp... woo!!

edit; 2x bnp puns in as many days!! doublewoo

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# hahaha
i love being a nazi!!

/is prince henry in disguise blog
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# obeying the push sign on the door?:P
Really off for fuds now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
# not really fail, but ill still post this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
#



Vote yes for my t-shirt slogan, even if you wouldn't wear it, as if it gets picked I get $500
www.typetees.com/score/1461998/Bobbing_along_in_this_ocean_of_life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)
# i parry you earl
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
nawty but hahahahahahaha
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# grrrr!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# He's been drinking
POWERTHIRST!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)
# This seems a suitable place to position this.
100 uses of the phallus (SFW)
For Smash whenever she's about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# ha ha 89 is brilliant
...In fact! *wanders off to get a bag of macaroni and the PVA*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I'm particularly proud of 36, 59 and 78.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# 95 is my personal favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)
# The hissing bastards need taking down a notch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Just 900 more to go
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# you have to join, fuck that (sorry)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# do you
the bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
# i pressume your slogan goes through the admins before it gets put up on screen?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Nope, it goes straight up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
# *evil grin and finger twiddle*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# BULLET-PROOFF-JON WOO-BULLET-FESTIVALE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Welcome, now go forth and spread the word
Final version i think


Thanks to all the b3tans that suggested these
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# no. 5
KIDS: JUST SAY NO!
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# I see most of mine got picked :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# No caek???
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# #5
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# You appear to have made a shocking omission
- Sexual favours shall be paid to Dixon as and when he requires them and sees fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
# I would like to double down on 18
6 confuses me though, is this a BNP piss take?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Yeah as is number 3
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)
# hahahah
but profit must come last
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# dont piss on my parade rebel : D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:41, archived)
# crap
didn't know about the filesize thing
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Also you can't hotlink twitpic images.
They only work like twice then crap out.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Your right,
It's crapped out. Was it good?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# use
www.b3tards.com to host ur stuff mate
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# arreeeett
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! CaptainWilhelm, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)
# no worries mate
also se thsi: b3ta.com/board/9508287

;)
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