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# i love those things
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 4 fucking metres across?
And they live up to 100 years?

They can fuck right off!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
# but they have big arms for giving big hugs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
# No chance!
I want a hug from a Spongebob Squarecrab!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
# haha
now you can tell that one is a bastard. it'll probably try to take your eye out or nip you in the balls and run away
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Or carry an inordinately large coconut around on its pincers and then fucking slam it down onto your head while you're lying on the beach.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# While all it's mates record it on their mobile phones?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
# shiiiiit!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfhUhzc_EGE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
# I was waiting for that to punch through the glass
and start eating the kid in the elmo t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Jesus christ
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Saw one in a museum in Vienna
I was fine until I realised I didn't have nuclear weapons at my disposal and the fear got to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Exactly!
Never trust an animal that you can't kick across a room!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Just attack its weakspot for massive damage.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I think we're gonna have to find someone
to set us up the bomb Jerumy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Lobsters regenerate ALL their body parts
they have no reason to ever die.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Weren't they talking about that with the brown crawfish
in Louisiana on QI? But scary really....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
# No, was about all lobsters.
But if you hacked a lobster's claws off then it would just be unable to catch anything and die anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
# ROFFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 13 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)