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# whoever is holding that phone,
needs to go to a farm for a couple years and do some real work.

Ladies!!,, Never date a man who has hands softer than yours.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
# I'm sure someone will appreciate his girlymanhands
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I know whose hand that is
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)
# :D
hee-hee-hee.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)
# FAME!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)
# arf
wait, northernwifeb3ta is around?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)
# thats me i changed my name
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# gutted that I'm not on the list :(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Yes, date men who when they touch you it feels like you are being manipulated by industrial machinery!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)
# yes, the delicate touch of a 150,000 tonne boat grabbing bastarding claw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)
# "Oh Mel you should see the way he roughly takes me and stacks me amongst shipping containers! Oh my!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)
# From "Love Amongst The Shipping Containers",
by Cicilly Quimrash, Mills And Boon, 1997, if I'm not mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)