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[challenge entry] Never be without it again...

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# iShit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# WeShit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# You(plural)Shit
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# masculine or feminine?
I can never remember....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# This is why Chinese is a good language.
There are no tenses, persons, conjugations, genders or complicated verb endings. Just words.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# yes but they all look like this
我要买些鲱鱼和割草机

does anyone know how to display foreign languages like this?

I can't read them but I do like to see them
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Numbers in boxes!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# it's like some crazy dominos game
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# That is true.
一斤鲱鱼，五美元

edit:

Are you using Windows? Control Panel, Regional Settings. Have a play in there somewhere, something about "display East Asian languages"
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# $5!!!!!
I need one of those birds from the advert
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# What can I say, I have a herring and mower monopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Is it the codepage options?
I've set all that seem to make sense. I shall reboot, but I'm off for a shower.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Here y'are
www.chinesehour.com/support/support_a_05/
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I completely missed that tab!
230 Mb more disk space required!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# hurrah it works
I used to see numbers in boxes, now I see squiggles.





I miss the numbers in boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# yes....but millions of em
millions and millions of em
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# we all shit for ishit
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# What he said^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# YOUR MIND IS MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Bit cramped in there huh?
I still can't believe I had to watch someone trying to top themselves today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# you have all the luck
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Not really
I can still hear her screaming after she hit the ground!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# alcohol.
lots of alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# and good tunes
crank the headphones!
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# I'm working on it. I'm on bottle of wine #2
I don't think anyone should have to hear 20 minutes of screaming as the medics tried to get her in a way that she could be put on strecher!
The worst thing is I watched her drop too.
I heard someone should, MUM! NO, DON'T! and saw her on the ledge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# i saw a guy jump a bridge once
i know how you feel :(
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Yeah but that bungy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# :D
sadly no though. he hit the water.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# but you had to watch it again and again and again!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# i saw a bloke fall 13 floors
when i was about 15. my mental auntie said how selfish he was to have spoilt my cousin's birthday party :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
# yeah thats crap
don't off yourself in public.
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)
# to be fair
he was out of his skull on some heavy-duty trips at the time. with any luck, he didn't realise what was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)
# sounds about right
i think you'd have to be
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# from 13 floors you have to shout
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# We All Shit for iShit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# iWipe...
...for those times when you're in a public bathroom and there is no toilet paper... just use the new iWipe app. and wipe your blues away...(and browns...and greens...etc)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# this is where women win
handbags are great places for storing emergency arse fodder
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# i keep a half roll in the glove box
just in case
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# that there is a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# oh come on, we all do it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# having just hopped across the landing to the airing cupboard with my pants down
I endorse this product
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# did you remember to check the carpet for
"Bounce-related-spattering" afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# LAMINATED FLOOR!
I WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ha ha easy wipe clean
everytime :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# especially if wearing socks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# did you do the splay-legged hop?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# it was a little cumbersome yes
luckily it didn't require much of a walk. More of a reach.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# i keep mine in the cupboard under the kitchen sink
which means i always make sure there's some in the bathroom before i drop the kids off at the pool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# by 'dropping the kids off at the pool'
I take it you mean 'crimping off a length' or perhaps 'releasing an otter back into the wild'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# or "laying a cable"
or even "pinching a loaf"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Or "Ruining the glaze on the finest porcelain in the house"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# finest porcelain?
council's cheapest and shoddiest, more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Or (outrageously)
having a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# having a.....poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# It's directly translated from an ancient African tribal language
It doesn't really work in English.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# ah, right
these foreign dialects are so colourful
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# .......A lady would not ever......
(in fact I am pretty sure they don't)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)
# you've never been in the bathroom after me
waaaaay to many lentils...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I don't, that's for sure
Are your B3ta days soon coming to an end or are you keeping a chart numbering each day that you are on B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)
# iWank?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
# ahhh...see...
...it has many uses!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# iSnot
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
#
oh dear feck O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)
# *listens for the scrape of spoon on wood*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It's the shit.
in other news:
joel&rob's beer beer beer song is stuck all day in my head!
it starts slowly to invade my system.
i fear it might mind-control me at some point into drinking beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:42, archived)
# ...and this would be a bad thing in what way?
:D (on second bottle of "Moonlight" by Arkells Ales of Swindon
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
# in, uh, ah... wait.
It is a good-intended mind control!
*starts uncontrolled drinking binge*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# well...
...i don't need a song for that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Roll away your troubles . . . not brown enough . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# i was gonna do a 'before' and 'after'...
...but i really don't wanna see that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Me either . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# heh heh...i'll tell my butler to get some
..he wipes my arse for me:))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# oh hey...
...it can vibrate as well.....ENJOY!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# or the 100 other images of the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)