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# What's brown and sticky?
a stick.

well - that's what makes me chuckle.

What makes YOU chuckle?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:03, archived)
# the magic roundabout.
Every time.
(dagnabbit, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:05, archived)
# really? truly?
so if I strapped you into a chair and pointed you at a widescreen tv showing the magic roundabout at high volume over and over again for 3 days on end and used things to keep your eyes open like in Clockwork Orange, you'd never complain? really? cool!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:07, archived)
# no.
It would have to be an audio tape. That's much better.
(dagnabbit, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:09, archived)
# .
honest.
(dagnabbit, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:10, archived)
# what do you do if you see a spaceman?
park in it, dude:-)
(nic*, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:12, archived)
# what do you so if a bird shits on your car?
don't take her out again.

(except, this is highly unlikely as I don't drive.)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:19, archived)
# why was the sand embarrassed?
because the sea weed.

har de har
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:24, archived)
# Two birds sitting on a perch
one goes to the other:
'Can you smell fish?'
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:22, archived)
# why does a washing machine
sound like it's laughing?

Because it's taking the piss out of your knickers.

(your knickers mind, not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:29, archived)
# What ET short for?
'Cos he's only got little legs.

(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 9:36, archived)
# My dog's got no


Nose
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:20, archived)
# how does it smell?
like daniella westbrook.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:29, archived)
# with a small
robotic implant..I have unnatural thoughts about Daniella's nose Hmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Wed 5 Dec 2001, 10:47, archived)