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# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
In 1927, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre made the first transatlantic phonecall. 'My best friend had moved from Rotterdam to New York and I missed him very much, so I tried to phone him so that we could play telephone Connect 4. Unfortunately for his sister, she answered the phone. I had always had a bit of a thing for her, so I decided there and then that I would invent heavy breathing. I was so perverted that I actually caused her head to spontaneously pop off her shoulders, do a 1080 degree spin, and land on her shoulder, where it remains to this day. After that, I made myself a big mug of bovril and watched Thomas the Tank Engine' said the psychotic clog hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It was a very good episode as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# All this reminds me of Dave the Facts.
I have a terrible urge to tell you about my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Tell me about your breakfast instead.
That will be more fitting, as Mediocre has mental breakfasts sometimes. I remember him once telling me that he has sandwiches for breakfast. SANDWICHES I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Bourbon biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh man.
I have no biscuits for my tea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# 1/4 of a no-bake cheese cake and coffee made with swiss milk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You should have Orang Juice with that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# cockweasle suggested i deep fry it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Well he is a porridge wog....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# i like that term
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I do and I don't.
I like it, but I always feel bad using the word Wog. We can't use it like you can :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# we get away with it for a reason
everyone expects australians to be racist :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Also,
Wogs in Australia and Wogs in the UK are very different things.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I made pancakes.
And smothered them in butter and honey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Oooh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I AM EATING THEM NOW MOTHAFUCKA

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I sometimes have Doritos for breakfast
They're made from cereal, so it all seems perfectly appropriate to me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Do you pour milk on them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)