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# Dog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I can see that this would make the whole operation much cleaner,
but I prefer the rustic charm of working with my own hands. No deal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Well, there's bound to be some

LIVE IN THE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha !!!!! the only way to start a sunday
well done that man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)
# why is the set of two dog handles so much more expensive than two dog openers puchased individually?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)
#
Handles or openers? You confuse me yet again
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)
# the thing down the bottom of mediocre's advertisment says "set of two dog handles"
while the rest of the ad refers to a singular dog opener
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
#
I have elbow patches on my pullover.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)
# i want a tweed jacket with suede elbow patches.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)
#
Harris tweed ftw. I want one too.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
# You don't wanna go out in the rain in one though,
You'll stink of pish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# When I get my own funding...
... No. 1 on the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:27, archived)
# There's your answer, ya jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Only three minutes
I'm proud of you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# multiplying by two is a very difficult task for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)
# HERE COMES FUNTIME STORM
www.sendspace.com/file/c3hmte

It has been pitch black here since 5:10pm
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)
# oh hamburgers, i don't want to walk around in the rain tomorrow :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# I should mention that the colours are all wrong in this video
The sky around the uts building is bright blue and the rest of the sky is a big dirty brown cloud with the sun setting behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# There was supposed to be a big thunderstorm here for the past two days
Other places around us have flooded. There are some very dense storm clouds on the radar images right above us. But now so much a a drop has fallen here.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Shitty weather is shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# 100% imitation brass!
even better than genuine gold coloured plastic

*buys 2*
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
# You sir are a danger to the world!
In April 1586, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre was born. As soon as he was flung into this world from the catapult he had built in his mothers vagina, every bell in the world chimed, resulting in a sound so horrendous, it made even Pete Waterman's ears bleed!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
# lol mental image that I may make...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
# This one?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
# In 1987, mixed media artist Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! invented the cheese rattle for an art project he was working on at the time
although the project didn't have anything to do with cheese, or rattles, or music as a whole, and Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! wasn't even on the project, the invention was very well received by his fellow artists. Now, in times of great cheese, the artists could warn eachother with the cheese rattles.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
In 1927, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre made the first transatlantic phonecall. "My best friend had moved from Rotterdam to New York and I missed him very much, so I tried to phone him so that we could play telephone Connect 4. Unfortunately for his sister, she answered the phone. I had always had a bit of a thing for her, so I decided there and then that I would invent heavy breathing. I was so perverted that I actually caused her head to spontaneously pop off her shoulders, do a 1080 degree spin, and land on her shoulder, where it remains to this day. After that, I made myself a big mug of bovril and watched Thomas the Tank Engine" said the psychotic clog hopper.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# It was a very good episode as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# All this reminds me of Dave the Facts.
I have a terrible urge to tell you about my lunch
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Tell me about your breakfast instead.
That will be more fitting, as Mediocre has mental breakfasts sometimes. I remember him once telling me that he has sandwiches for breakfast. SANDWICHES I TELL YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Bourbon biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Oh man.
I have no biscuits for my tea :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# 1/4 of a no-bake cheese cake and coffee made with swiss milk.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You should have Orang Juice with that....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# cockweasle suggested i deep fry it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Well he is a porridge wog....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)
# i like that term
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I do and I don't.
I like it, but I always feel bad using the word Wog. We can't use it like you can :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)
# we get away with it for a reason
everyone expects australians to be racist :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Also,
Wogs in Australia and Wogs in the UK are very different things.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# I made pancakes.
And smothered them in butter and honey.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Oooh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I AM EATING THEM NOW MOTHAFUCKA

TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)
# YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I sometimes have Doritos for breakfast
They're made from cereal, so it all seems perfectly appropriate to me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Do you pour milk on them?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *puts on prunesquallor style glasses*
Arf!

However, I would like to state for the record that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre loved his mother very much, and therefore is easily distinguishable from Stewie.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I've also thought up a great inventor mediocre image...
do you think i should ask permission before i draw it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Yes, I think you should.
Considering I own the international copyright to his life and everything....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# can i draw my picture of the great inventor mediocre?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I'm sorry, it is just that if I let you,
then I will have to let everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# >:(
In around 1972, bizzare and flamboyant copyright lawyer Green Rollmops was born. 12 years after she was born, she underwent a sex change and changed her name to Redsushi, and pretended to be from East London as this was considered trendy at the time. The hormonal replacement, however had the terrible side effect of hair loss, and the almost bald Redsushi became insanely jealous of those capable of growing long luscious locks. In a mushroom fueled few years, Redsushi completed a law degree and started registering copyright to people's lives, unfortunately no-one paid royalties to use their names, and Redsushi lives penniless in an East Acton rubbish bin.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# RIght, let's get a few things straight here;
East London South-East London

East Acton Eltham
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44, archived)
# lois is sexy
*slurps martini*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh shit hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# yes, I know where you live.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Jealous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)
# yeah i don't have a field full of mara.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Why would you have a field of Indians?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# slaves.
/ricest.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I still find a chainsaw is easier, especially if you like scrubbing he living room afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# can i use it on the anus?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)
# sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)
# arf...it's very elegant
as i'm rather posh i'll be placing an order :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# YES! :)


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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong day
to stop fropping ashes.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)