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# Hello there !
I've been lurking here for more than a year, but I finally managed to move my lazy butt and made something for the board.
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Expect more badly-optimized aminations, crappy Paint pictures and poorly-detoured seams.


PS : I heard it was a tradition here :
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PPS : I read the FaQ
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)
# makes me feel queasy
and aroused, ill let you decide which one
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)
# DAY!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# CDC correction... (pedantry)
I believe it is customary to place three pubes on each knacker.

And welcome!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# The third one was lost in a crtl+Z accident when reducing the borders.
didn't bothered to redraw it.

edith : and it was supposed to be shaped like a 'o'
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Not a bad effort. Regulation FF00FF, innovative shape.
One pube short.

I went for a walk by the river last night because it was too hot to sleep, and saw somebody had made a drawing on some wooden hoardings of a naked lady with her legs open, and some kind of barely legible comments about sperm. The thing about it was that the artist had clearly been inspired by and followed the natural lines of the grain of the wood. And a pair of knots in the wood took the place of her poon and bumhole. That's a major part of what art is. What Bronowski called "the grain in the stone".
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)
# looks like its been squeezed too hard
at the base
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I'm left-handed and draw with the mouse in my right hand
can't afford a tablet for now.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Pix or it didn't happen.
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
# il faut avoir trois poils par testicule
oui

/not French blog
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Woo! and welcome proper new person!


(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ** glee arms **
thanks
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Lurking AND doing your homework!
C]:0D

gaz me if you have any ideas for Mr Unlucky


(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# good frog.
*likes*
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# nicely!
welcome!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)
# bonjour :)
et bienvenue: prenez une chaise, manipulez un chaton... :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
# And now my chair grows hairs and goes meaw :'(
I hope it will use the litter box...
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hmm...
you're gonna have trouble making a cat-flap big enough :)
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:29, archived)
# OH HAI THERE!
AND WELCOME!
(, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)