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[challenge entry] minimalizm

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(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry] "Conqueror of the Rhine... Thirty-nine!"
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
# arf!
gassing jews... 32!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I also considered
"This Kampf is Mein..."
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Arf!
I have a friend who's a bingo caller, and she's not allowed to say any of the add-on things now (because of being PC or something, I don't know), but all the old pervs still whistle at (legs)11, and titter at (two fat ladies) 88.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Very minimalist
Offtopic:

Is it wrong to own more pairs of gloves than shoes? I fucking love gloves me, I've got gloves for almost every occasion. Cold, extra cold, wet, cycling, combat, gardening, washing up, driving, golfing, medicining, cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I've never found a pair of gloves to fit my feet
and I'm sure I'd be pretty useless at gardening with shoes on my hands
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
# My friend said right...
"You know i wonder why people havent invented gloves for your feet..."

Everyone else: "yes they have Ben, they're called socks"

True story. The poor chap in question got 100% in all his AS maths exams.
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:14, archived)
#
www.vibramfivefingers.com/products/images/products/101//large.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:17, archived)
# My finger-toes are cold! Problem solved!!
Have a click.

On a slightly anal note: "ooh vibram... they'll be grippy as fuck."
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:18, archived)
# if I had a glove shop
I would call it I Glove You.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# If I owned a barber's shop, it would sell hats also, so that you could buy a hat that suited your new haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Suits you sir.
Good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I own more belts than waists.
I stopped counting at 50... O_o
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# 50 belts o_O
That makes my glove collection look rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I have one reversible one
does me for all occassions
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Jul 2009, 14:30, archived)