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# Good old Boris!


FACT ME TIL I FART
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Here's one for you Joe
www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/boris-johnson-keeps-gigantic-chicken-200907141900/

It makes me laugh that people are moaning, it seems it's ok for people to struggle with 2 jobs when they are on minimum wage, but earning a lot more must be some sort of scandal.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I think it's the fact that...
surely running London should be a full-time job, so he's therefore not giving it his full attention (as is very well paid for doing that) and he referred to a quarter of a mill for an hour's work a week as chicken feed.

The cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# He also does after dinner speeches
I read somewhere that earns him around a million a year. Don't forget that full time is around 40 hours a week. What he does outside the work hours that people pay him for is up to him, surely?

With that being said, he could have been a bit more tactful in describing his £240k a year for the column.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
# It's about what he said, not what he does

the cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# But he always says stupid stuff
He's like the Homer Simpson of the political world. I suppose not living in London I can just laugh it off, what were you lovable Londoners thinking of when you voted him in :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Few people admit to that
I stomped around the city when the result came in shouting at London for being so stupid.

Anyway, he is always greetin' about something, the silly cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
# it was the rich twats in the outer suburbs that voted him in
people in london proper don't vote cos we're too fucking cool for democracy
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
I probably would have voted for him if I wasn't out of the country. Mainly due to my utter hatred of Ken Livingstone.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# i'd rather ken barlow was mayor
than the shambling borderline special needs tory fuckwit we have now
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Fuck knows!
It was a classic case of people being bored by someone (Red Ken) and voting in the next most famous one, despite the fact there was a perfectly good candidate (Brain paddick), but because wasn't on telly every week making a tit of himself he was ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Being bored by a politician
is not a good reason to vote against them.

I thought Ken and voted for him again.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
# An old mate's dad used to have an agency that recruited after dinner speaker.
A hell of a lot of money changed hands for a half hour talk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
# I went to a junket last October that had a great after dinner speaker
He spent the whole time talking about IT managers and end users, which the room full of geeky software engineers loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
# software engineers are happy just going outside though no?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
# NO!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I thought his sort were averse to doing full time jobs
Or jobs at all for that matter unless they were figurehead CEO positions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Hahaha
It's the only way he can get the chicks!


EDIT: Is that a Ginger seam I can see young Mr. Scaramanga?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# Awwwwww!
He looks so happy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I've just realised he seams very happy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Ha! Fuck!
If you hadn't said that I wouldn't have noticed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I had.
I have a strong gingdar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)