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# please tell me you didn't smear all of your shit on a cow
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# why? what's wrong with you
man I don't understand

why is there nobody smearing their own excrement on cows these days.

it makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)
# Because it's vile, Discomeats. Vile.
How dare you bring it up YOU SICKEN ME DISCOMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)
# oh
so you won't be wanting that crate of vaselene after all

no matter, I'm sure that I can find something to SMEAR IT ALL OVER

*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# No, Discomeats. I still want the vaselene.
aahhhuuu
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# ah cool
it's just it's the middle of summer and I'm scared having that much potential napalm under the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I like it when my willy is burning so I put it in the vaseline with fire on the vaseline and it's good*
*I will never do this and neither should you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD
THAT'S JUST WRONG

*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)
# You know, when you're fucking a chicken
You can slam it's neck in a drawer to make it tighten up!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:55, archived)
# that's an interesting way to tighten a drawer up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)
# ... You mean you dont smear crap on cows?!?!
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:55, archived)
# I know man, how weird is that!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:56, archived)
# No, he was just coughing.
Skipfuls.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)
# Not that either.
I was doing a workoholic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)
# Go to /talk then, you shoddy-mannered so&so.
I didn't waste 10 minutes of my awful life making that pic for you to just twitter over it.

I don't mind a bit of honest abuse, but that's a shocking etiquette lapse there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)
# I wasn't really doing a workoholic it was a joke.
Fine if you want to be a dick about it.
I've spent far longer on pictures for them to be totally ignored, or worse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)
# OR WORSE.
*sinisters*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# heheh!
Two people misunderstanding each other's senses of humourses, I s'pose.

Personally, I expect garlands of flowers deposited round my neck just for getting up in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:03, archived)
# FLOWERS? oh.....
I better tell them to stop with.. oh

never mind.

they got excited
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Don't get me wrong.
They can keep those coming.

They just don't realise that I can be a bit grouchy in the morning, and that being woken by 20 loads of Oompa-Loompa spunk
jetting powerfully into my eye sockets at 5am isn't ALWAYS the way I'd personally choose to start the working day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# in japan, this is a delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Arigato gozaimasu, watashi-no-tomo.
I've been ungrateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:25, archived)
# SCHMERG MERM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Good.
Now post something like arf or haha under my sodding picture. I've got to listen to an 'Impending Redundancy' playlist for an hour before going to sleep, and it's already half-sodding-two in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)
# arf
or haha under my sodding picture.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Erm, are you a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Nope, just a bloke who did two terms of Japanese in a weekly adult education evening class about 10 years ago.
Forgive the unsophistication. I've even forgotten my hiragana these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I thought "watashi" was feminine and "atashi"
was masculine...now I come to think of it, it's the other way around, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)
# Forget about it
The internets contain no girls.
It does however offer pictures of them.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 2:59, archived)