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# Let me tell you something, pendejo.
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
# 8-year-olds, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)
# LENIN, DONNY.
VLADIMIR ILYICH ULYANOV.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)
# 2000 years of beautiful history from Moses to Sandy Kofax and you say I'm living in the past? You're goddamn right, I'm living in the past!
*Best. Thread. Ever!*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
# *waits for Riverghost to show up with a handgun, flipping out about the rules*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Your damn sig makes me sing that Bill Bailey song all day long!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
# They mock me with their merry laugher, ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha
one of my fave lines
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# mine too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# He's a nihilist
Far out, that must be exhausting
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)
# He treats objects as women, maan!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)