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# I want the finest seams available to humanity,
I want them here, and I want them now!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)
# That is unseamly!
although I have been pissed off my tits for a good six hours and have collected about 1000 straws from shithole fast food places.:)

EDIT: Yup. WOrked it out. About 1000:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)
# I thought you'd be tucked up in bed by now.
/Cocoa & Good book.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)
# Cocoa and Agoodbook both took coke tonight
and were as randy as hell.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# That's some birthday bash!
Lucky git ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Sadly I still have two checkins tonight:(
EDIT: My mistake. Two people with the IQ of one's little toe.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)
# dont count your checkins before they register
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:49, archived)
# One left. They turn up after 10
they can bugger off:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:51, archived)
# you are m.emmet walsh with a shotgun behind the counter
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:52, archived)
# *plays banjo*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:53, archived)
# seamingly
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Ha.
What a strange case of inebriated kleptomania :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)
# Not really
I dispise BK and Makkers. I only go in thee to nick there shite:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)
# Pfffft
Hello Ghostie. No spoll checkr yet?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Naaa
I live in a civilised country.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Me no understand
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Biltong no jaffa!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Don't be silly
It is my job to rectify the balance as well you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:50, archived)
# but strangely we've never seen you with a batenburg!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# No and you never will
Despite appreciating the aesthetics of them, I wouldn't eat one.
I cannot import them due to their short shelf life.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# hHAHAHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:58, archived)
# How many can you fit up your bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 20:56, archived)
# One
So I wouldn't know if you were giving me bumsex.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I don't love you any more, you heartless bitch
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# bumrapes
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:10, archived)
# you charmer, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)