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# Good point I have to get some work done
To put it breifly: It's a website for b3tards that like to source and grow their own food.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Darn.
I am compromised, then.
3rd floor, no garden. :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You should..
...look for a Grofun project. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# After my imminent relocation, I shall investigate.
Thanks for the link!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Oh yeah...
www.grofun.org.uk/
Try that - they don't have a big internets presence, though a few pop up on facebook and the like!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Bless you, my noggin is a little fuzzy this morning
I Googled it, should have said thanks for the reference.
I shall have to see what they get up to in Birmingham.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I'm pretty sure something happens up there..
I seem to remember someone mentioning setting one up a while back.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Sadly my strawberry yield was halved this year by a rampaging jamnog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# did he fall on them? hurl on them? or 'water' them?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# He trampled them in his attempt to scale the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I think..
I am growing Alpine Strawberrys - the pop up everywhere, but are tiny. Whenever I notice them they are always a bit manky too. :( My harvest will be planted soon...I may grow sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I believe that the native British strawberries are tiny too, a little under 1cm cubed.
I remember picking them as as a kid in country lanes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Same here..
Though it was on the cycle track. They may be native - my garden was a ungardened for a couple of years at least before I got to it, and I still wouldn't call it cultivated now...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
# This is a perfect example of why I came up with the idea of e3ta
Everytime someoneput something food related in a thread the thread was massive.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:20, archived)
# And if you're really keen
landshare
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Not really.
There's loads of things you can do. You could have all the salad you want in about six weeks. Obviously things like tomates take longer but you can buy the plants already grown. On the inside of a sunny window they'll grow rreally well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I will make sure I have decent window sills
in the new location. Need them for all the plants, anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
# A good one to start with which has a high yield and an easy plant to grow is the chilli plant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, I have a Scotch Bonnet on the go already.
It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I've got a window box with an assortment.
I started growing them quite late so they're just starting to flower now.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I've just finished making cherry gin
Huge plum crop, but my plum jam wont set properly despite using jam-making sugar, will try simple preserving in kilner jars instead
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Cherries, sugar & gin?
With jam problems The Magic of Chutney's your man.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yep
I usually make damson gin but my damsons were zapped by virus disease.
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I has an aphid infestation which I got rid of by buying a few thousand ladybird larvae.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Wank in a plant pot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Not for food,
but just for fun. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# We talking about food now?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
# So, that's why they took away your allotment, is it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# I have a garden, I can wank in peace
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
#
Wanking in peas is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# If it's all the same to you,
I'm going try to keep that image as far away from my mind as possible.

*applies extra-strength Mind Domestos©*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaa, it's ok, I've never had an al fresco wank! :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# just as well or Google will photo you from space
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
#
Oh he's great at giving them; just order the meatball special at Al's Italian on the corner and wait for him to invite you into the garden..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Actually you need high piled soil for wanking.
Everyone needs a spermbank
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
# that's no good
it's too acidic it'll scorch the leaves
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
# What leaves?
Im talking about an empty plant pot!

:D
b3ta.com/board/9591333
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
# sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Shame you couldnt come yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# yeh i was dissapointed
just playing safe, thought i was going down with something, got early warning rash that i'd picked up a virus or something was amiss, may still be but....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:16, archived)
# No worries, I'll probably be up again to go to the cat place...
it's a bit of a mission, drove 300miles yesterday, but well worth it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Leafio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 11:26, archived)