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# toy dog

?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
# no
it is a toy. but it could open a carton of milk as it contains sharp objects.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
# and lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
# yes
the 'how long can i amuse myself with the gimp' game.

i won.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Get BF1943, it's pretty fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
# maybe.
i'm a bit skint at the mo (two weeks off, meh)
may hold out for MW2
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# I have £30 to my name :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# not bad for a student
and about £29 more than me
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Im a graduate now.... unemployment FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# enjoy it while you can
working for a living really sucks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Im so bored
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# unfortunate side-effect.
put your knowledge of chemistry to good use, and blow some stuff up
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Haha
If that's not a suggestion that'll get you put on several watchlists I don't know what is!

*dons tinfoil fez*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)
# you know i meant
put bicarb and vinegar in a balloon, tie knot, watch auto-inflation.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Low fucking poly
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
# bit hard to shag a flying parrot
so, yes, you have to pin in to the floor with your hands
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Fuckin hell,
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)
# You say this,
but, in fact, hamsters blink their eyes independently.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Whereas goats.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Obviosult.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)
#
I always wear assgoats. They are very comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
# i prefer
hollowed-out-rabbit slippers
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Bouncy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Shuddering fuck.
It's a bit Starship Troopers, that eye...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
# shitting mary!
what's the medical term for that?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Snake milk.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Rah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 23:00, archived)