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# I couldn't wake up this morning
I woke up at 7 and thought 'fuck it, I'm going to sleep for another hour' so I did

Also, careful with that monitor going to sleep. The green brigade will be after you because the 0.29W it uses on standby will destroy the planet!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this is still a dream
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)
# *wakes up*
*realises I am 22 minutes late for work*
*goes back to sleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# me too
but I had to be at work by 8.30

I got to my desk around 8.40 with some Frosties (Morrison's own brand) some toast and tea.

I'm even still in my pyjamas and haven't brushed my teeth yet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Hehe
I normally get up at 7am, watch a DVD until about 7.30 then get ready for work to leave at 8.30. I didn't shave today, that saved me a few minutes.

Plus I have a dentist appointment at 11.30, that put a spanner in the works of my happiness for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)
# my bladder usually wakes me up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)
# You should consider yourself lucky you don't suffer from this...
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# haha
is it as funny as suffering from tourettes and narcolepsy at the same time?

FUCK ZZZZZ CUNT SHIT ZZZZZZ WANKER ZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Lucky bugger. I could have slept for ages this morning. AAAAGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I went to sleep while watching Omid Djalili on 4OD and drinking Glenfiddich
I dreamt I was a Scottish Iranian
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Do you put on the Iranian voice for comic effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# not deliberately
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# this
is a special kind of excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It's OK about the standby power
the Hot Chocolate will short him out entirely anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)