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# Argha
some bloke managed to shatter the glass to the lion enclosure late this afternoon; the prat must have had arms like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Did he want to become lunch or just hug the kitties?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# really? bloomin' eck, I assume its as thick as Whipsnades, if so, bloomin' eck again!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# What the fuck?
Those panes are fucking hench!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It was quite a sight
the area was sealed off, and Lucifer herded inside; but fortunately the glass didn't splinter. Details are a little hazy, though a press release was apparently sent out as I left the office, the concern was some retarded child charging into it and giving the lion access to the outside world... a very close call; but how the bloke managed it has stunned me

But then the public can behave like utter fools when they visit our animals; Lucifer would have been asleep when the incident happened, like panthera do for about twenty hours a day. LETS BASH THE GLASS UNTIL WE'VE WOKEN IT UP

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Fuck.
There are some fucking arseholes about. I wish this was news.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I suspect it might be a paragraph tomorrow in the papers
we detected it on twitter, however that works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I must check ebay for a new Twitter Detector :)
Although I actually meant that i wish the fact there were arseholes in the world was news :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# was he savaged
and if so post the pic's, also can i have his shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# lions don't wear shoes silly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that's a lie and you know it
oh, and a fine image there sir i forgot my manners
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)