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# MADONNA SMASH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *sympathetic boke*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
# fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Fuck me!
I am assuming the original arms aren't shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:02, archived)
# weirdly they now look spindly thin and wrong at their minimum point
but yes, they are unshopped then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Rancid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:05, archived)
# reasons not to be a vegetarian
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:17, archived)
# my arms are pretty chunky and I'm a veggie
you don't have to eat meat to be fat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# There's something quite uncool in being fat from tofu, you know

/runs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha I imagine mass consumption of tofu results in Stay Puft Marshmallow man disease
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I used to respect you so much Toasty :(
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I'm 90% veggie
would be 100 percent but you can't get a decent veggie sarnie when out and about.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:26, archived)
# I really don't know what to say :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
# "kiss me you fool" usually works
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Good God!!
*Clicks well 'ard*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Urgh
Diagnose that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:03, archived)
# *Mark Sloanes*
Murder, it's murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# WTF?
i look nothing like madonna!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# and visa versa ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:07, archived)
# i should coco!
fuck! great whites on telly! i'm off!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:08, archived)
# White on !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Envy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Fuck.
Still not as disturbing as the unshopped photo though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:06, archived)
# she looks better bulked up, maybe she should go for it as her next look
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Maybe she should just chill the fuck out
and soften out the edges. It is possible to look good in your 50s I reckon, but not by trying to look like a 21 year old.

I find it a bit sad. Had a look through some of her old photos a few weeks ago. I forgot how damn fine she was.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Argha
some bloke managed to shatter the glass to the lion enclosure late this afternoon; the prat must have had arms like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Did he want to become lunch or just hug the kitties?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# really? bloomin' eck, I assume its as thick as Whipsnades, if so, bloomin' eck again!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:20, archived)
# What the fuck?
Those panes are fucking hench!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:24, archived)
# It was quite a sight
the area was sealed off, and Lucifer herded inside; but fortunately the glass didn't splinter. Details are a little hazy, though a press release was apparently sent out as I left the office, the concern was some retarded child charging into it and giving the lion access to the outside world... a very close call; but how the bloke managed it has stunned me

But then the public can behave like utter fools when they visit our animals; Lucifer would have been asleep when the incident happened, like panthera do for about twenty hours a day. LETS BASH THE GLASS UNTIL WE'VE WOKEN IT UP

*despairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Fuck.
There are some fucking arseholes about. I wish this was news.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I suspect it might be a paragraph tomorrow in the papers
we detected it on twitter, however that works
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
# I must check ebay for a new Twitter Detector :)
Although I actually meant that i wish the fact there were arseholes in the world was news :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
# was he savaged
and if so post the pic's, also can i have his shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
# lions don't wear shoes silly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
# that's a lie and you know it
oh, and a fine image there sir i forgot my manners
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
# ah, the return of my dinner
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:21, archived)
# "Waiter, there's something seriously wrong with this chicken"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I've always been a Hulk fan & used to fancy Madonna..
.. but seeing this has has caused me no end of problems. I fully expect a bout of terrifying dreams before Thursday finally kicks in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:55, archived)