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CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Do they come from a special place when a man story and a lady story love each other very much and do a special hug?
Woo.

'ningles all.

EDIT:FFS! I just had an idiot coming to me and telling that he;d like me to serve him breakfast in his room!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Did you laugh openly in his face?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# shortly before kicking them in the nuts, yes.
I had to explain that they were not going to get room service for the price they paid.:P
I though I was very controlled
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Watch this
you're gonna love my nuts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha
Reminds me of a Gary Rhodes one where he doubles over pissing himself after he says, 'Let me show you my onions.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Of course, sir
And would one like his cup of earl grey with, or without piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Shirley
"Would sir like his cup of Earl Grey with piss or spunk?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# That would work better
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
# naaa
They'd already taken the piss:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Open his door, and chuck in the contents of a cereal packet, followed by the milk from a pint of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
#
Open his door, and chuck in the contents of a cereal packet, followed by the milk from a pint of milk. piss in his face.

It least it was better that the person that didn't understand why I had to throw out all the croissants after they used them to prepare their breakfast on so cup of tea on there, filling spreading jam on there. No plate what so even.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Some people would pay extra for that kind of service, across town.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I do it for free:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Don't you do that then?
What is this, Fawlty Towers?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
# You're not the first to make that comment:P
Some of the idiots I get. The worst ones are the ones that leave reviews!
I had someone recently that gave us a crap percentage and complained that people shouldn't stay there as they didn't get thei free beer and didn't get a full breakfast.
Fine they didn't get their free beer but then again they didn't make the effort to ask for it. Sadly they didn't get a full breakfast they just had to make do with pastries, muffins, toast, cereals, juice and tea or coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
# out of my story hole
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Drunken old ladies and mentals on night buses?
Some fiiiine work you got there boy.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
# YOU!
Morning :D *nethuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Howdy Bike-O
I'm tired, please send someone round to scream in my face.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I don't think screaming in your face will work very well
What you need is sleep™ get some sleep on the plane/in the airport. You Southerners, spoilt for choice with airports.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I have so much to do, at the moment I'm out at 7am and back in at 11pm.
I need a flock of cartoon bluetits to pack for me and wash my clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Needs more rain...
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)