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# Tortoises fucking love sausages on sticks

Last nights animal www.b3ta.com/board/9613916
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Haha nicely.
Also remarkably fire-retardant if this morning's Metro is to be believed...

*rummages*

Aha! www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Tortoise_is_a_real_cage_fighter...&in_article_id=712226&in_page_id=34
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Well, if they suvived whatever killed the dinosaurs....
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(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
# True...
I'm quite surprised it didn't shatter or something when they put it in the water, though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Fantastic stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# More animal bribery! Who will stop this man!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# Haha
That is special.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
# this (and the foxy one yesterday) is absolute pyooly beltah :)
and now i want a sausage sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Love it. Excellent movement! His ass must be glued to that shell
*Big CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
# This is superb. Utterly wonderful.
:D

*clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
# haha
GUHURR GIMME DAT SAUSAGE ONNA STICK MGHGH UGHGH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
# I turtlely appreciate this, dude
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well done Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Reminds me very much of this
logo for the post-rock band, Tortoise, as seen on this page:
lineout.thestranger.com/2007/06/royal_vulcan_tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:31, archived)