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# hahaha
Ningles and angry TJ:

'ningles all.

My local council have officially reached the insane side of greedy. A sign has just gone up outside my door saying that from the end of next month and as part of a 'Pioneering new trial' anyone loading or unloading from the loading bay will have to pay for a permit!

If you read below it basically says if you're a small independant business then you will have to move to let large corporate deliveries in first as they can afford a special premium.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No loading in the red zone?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's a loading bay
The red lines stop in that area. If you buy a red one and someone comes a long that has paid more for a green one you have to stop unloading and let the other person in.
This is obviously a vast improvement on being able to unload for free on a first come first served basis.
I think that they are saying if it works here (ie make them lots of lovely money) it will happen everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Mental, just mental
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Chicken oriental or Radio Rental?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# It's no loading in the white zone....
the red zone is for dropping passengers off

/airplane ref
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Breaking news - London Assembly implement Air Charging policy
Mayor Boris Johnson today said "We think it's very unfair that people should be allowed to pollute the atmosphere by breathing it, so under the 'polluter pays' principle, we will be implementing a phased charging system for consuming the City's vital resource."

Early analyses indicate that this could cost an average user up to £6 per week, while joggers and other heavy users could face charges of up to £10.

"All proceeds from this levy will go towards securing the legacy of the 2012 Olympics" said the bumbling halfwit earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny coz it's true.

I'm trying to work out if the person having to move is meant to reload everything or just leave the goods on the street to be stolen as they can't stop on the road and would have to spend tem miutes going round and round the block until the other had finished.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Haha
This reminds me of a scene from the film Airplane.
But anyway, it could be worse: www.engrish.com/2009/07/they-get-rowdy-tourists-at-mount-qian
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ow...laughing..
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# If I want to spite everywhere, I will
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the use of the semicolon too;
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Damn feudal and superstitious activities!
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