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# The Wiki Man


No fett necessary....
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Haha nice.
OMG Jimmy Anderson's going through 'em like stewed prunes through a four-foot granny.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Yay! GO CRICKET!
/ac
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I know.
I very nearly spluffed in my knickers at least thrice this morning :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The Onions puns were out in force this morning...
Not much you can do with Anderson, though...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# MR ANDERSON!
/matrix
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# He has actually had an onion field named after him
this week :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Graham's Onions
50p a lb!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I think he should actually have a variety of onion named after him...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I am sure he will if he keeps this form up for the rest of the series ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# lol pwnd.
...and come on, you loathe Punter as much as the next man...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# moi?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I would love to be sympathetic to your pain, however, after the abuse I received during the last Ashes, you can go swivel ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Not that I really care much about cricket.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# yeah long gone are the glory days of five nill.
at least we've avoided being on the wrong end of that scoreline...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I'm surprised that England can do well at any sport really...
/runs
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# don't provoke references to 1966.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ponting was born
naturally gnopsed.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)
# pfft. I wasn't on b3ta last ashes.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# That is may as well be,
but all you crims are the fucking same ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# if that were so...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# All our crims are English
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha - Oh no - The imagery!
Mind bleach please...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 203-8
I thought I was dreaming. Go Jimmy!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Oh Mikey :(
Again with being shit! :(

:((((((


(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Oh Nicholas,
again with being a hypocrite and unconstructive in your criticism ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# SHIT!
BOBBY ROBSON IS DEAD :(
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah I know :(
Also, 203-8. Fucking have it!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# GO CRICKET!!!!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:01, archived)
# For 8?!
Damn the BBC and its slow updates.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# http://www.cricinfo.com
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Use the TMS scorecard thingy.... just turn the sound off... it's ball by ball
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I like the live text updates too much...

Edit - ooo - you can get both!

*bliss*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
# use both!
You get the score up before so there are no surprises :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Caroline of Brunswick? ;)
My mate works at Sky so he gave me a login for the skyplayer so I have been watching it all live :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Can I has one? :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha.
You've got a cheek ;)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I have 4!!!!!! :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Sweet!
Aaaaand lunch. Might actually have to get some work done now.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# is there more rain?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Maybe Sunday...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Informative & deadly..
.. like a librarian with an assault rifle.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Sexy Librarian?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:00, archived)
# But of course..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha
Ningles and angry TJ:

'ningles all.

My local council have officially reached the insane side of greedy. A sign has just gone up outside my door saying that from the end of next month and as part of a 'Pioneering new trial' anyone loading or unloading from the loading bay will have to pay for a permit!

If you read below it basically says if you're a small independant business then you will have to move to let large corporate deliveries in first as they can afford a special premium.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
# No loading in the red zone?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# It's a loading bay
The red lines stop in that area. If you buy a red one and someone comes a long that has paid more for a green one you have to stop unloading and let the other person in.
This is obviously a vast improvement on being able to unload for free on a first come first served basis.
I think that they are saying if it works here (ie make them lots of lovely money) it will happen everywhere.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Mental, just mental
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Chicken oriental or Radio Rental?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# It's no loading in the white zone....
the red zone is for dropping passengers off

/airplane ref
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Breaking news - London Assembly implement Air Charging policy
Mayor Boris Johnson today said "We think it's very unfair that people should be allowed to pollute the atmosphere by breathing it, so under the 'polluter pays' principle, we will be implementing a phased charging system for consuming the City's vital resource."

Early analyses indicate that this could cost an average user up to £6 per week, while joggers and other heavy users could face charges of up to £10.

"All proceeds from this levy will go towards securing the legacy of the 2012 Olympics" said the bumbling halfwit earlier.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahaha
It's funny coz it's true.

I'm trying to work out if the person having to move is meant to reload everything or just leave the goods on the street to be stolen as they can't stop on the road and would have to spend tem miutes going round and round the block until the other had finished.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Haha
This reminds me of a scene from the film Airplane.
But anyway, it could be worse: www.engrish.com/2009/07/they-get-rowdy-tourists-at-mount-qian
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# ow...laughing..
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# If I want to spite everywhere, I will
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the use of the semicolon too;
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Damn feudal and superstitious activities!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Gah!
:P
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
# *groan*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
# should've been the remake :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)