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# Let's see if I can actually get back on track with 3 strips a week!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Kat should be careful
Those knives look mighty sharp.

Yes, 3 strips, please.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# BRING ON THE BATTLE-CUBE!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# BRING ON THE CATTLE-LUBE!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Bring on the Branston
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# 'kay

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:02, archived)
# What a jolly condiment he is....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Spellcasting; S.W.T
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Nice fire breasts
And a pert grip. What's not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# a furry tail?
"fire breasts"? WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# INFERNO SORCERESS IS CASTING FIRE BREASTS
HOT SEXY DAMAGE, 50FT RADIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# >DOUSE WITH WET SPUNK
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# spunk casting:
S P L O O G E
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I am SO going to have to come up with a pervy RPG.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Haha, I knew as soon as I typed it that you'd want to draw it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I hope it's going to feature me in that tigerskin bikini
You know... that tigerskin bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# everything should feature you in that tigerskin bikini
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I agree, but will people listen?
NO. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# The world just isn't ready for that much sexiness :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It is a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Plx to send me a source pic
and I'll see what I can do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Attack of the hot sexy 50ft radius.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# haha goddamnit
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Blame apple
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Accuse banana
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Condemn mango
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# erm...
Wrongfully imprison a Cardigan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I think at this point you forfeit your brendles
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Pardon a pumpkin
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# :D
I love Sequential Art. It brings back memories of skiving off uni work :)

Edit: hang on - three heroes? I thought there were four?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# One's the bad guy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Ahhhhhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# you hung about with a penguin and squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# that's how I spend my summers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Isn't that how everyone spends their summers?
Ah, lovely squirrels...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Well, if it's anything like Moonstone on the Amiga
you wait for the other characters to do all the hard work, then you kill the other characters and nick their stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:33, archived)
# [spoilers you dick]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# For a 17 year old game on a long defunct computer?
or do you mean SA? Because I cant spoil that which I do not know
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I thought the Amiga was being revived as a brand by Ze Germanz.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# They think that folk music is awesome, so I don't doubt it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Well jump my queue and call me Fritz...
I didnt know that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# *chucklefucks*
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Talking of Miggys...
I notice someone has copied the 'Amy Squirrel' 'A walk in the park' animation to YouTube. (Not gonna search and link whilst at work, but volunteers are welcome to do so. I'm sure if I mention Squirrels, Boobs and a Nurse's outfit you'll... stampede!)

Ah, OK, here you go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm7oNlDlIe8
 
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Ha! I remember all those odd Amiga public domain demos
this one is right up Jolly Jacks street
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Who could forget the absurdly self-referential in-joke bollocks that led to such gems as 'Amy Squirrel vs. The Walker'?
I get the feeling that these people are all involved in Linux development now somehow...

I only had the ST ones that tried their hardest to match the Amiga effects. To be fair, some did a pretty damn good job of it - one even claimed to have gone as far as re-programming the keyboard chip to act as a maths co-pro. Though a lot them were programmed by zose crazy Dutch, who had absolutely no sense of the correctly inappropriate and comical use of swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
Actually, Eric Schwartz is still doing that stuff. On an Amiga, no less:
www.sabrina-online.com/
(Howdy Rowdy had his camera nicked on the Metro, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# ahhh, the old, show the dealer your tits and win the game move
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I got thrown out of a Vegas casino for that*
* I didn't get thrown out of a Vegas casino for that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I heard it was for cupping him from behind
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Hey seeing as those squirrels are in synergy, if you kill one of them does it cause a synaptic shockwave that fries all of their brains?
I need to know in case I run into squirrels with tits in the real world
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# I m-must know......
FOR SCIENCE!

Also known as the Josef Mengele Defence
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:45, archived)
# hahaha
i like how at first you just said "Nazi" which I could easily understand, but then you changed it to a name I never heard of before that I had to wiki just to find out that he was a nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah, well I realised that statement only really works with nazi scientists.
So I named one, making it appear that I know things rather than just looking them up on google.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# No.
They go on a kill-frenzy.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# A sexy kill-frenzy?
Or the other kind?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 18:03, archived)
# This making me think of Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which I can't stop playing
Mainly because I spent most of the time murdering people and then stealing most of their stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:48, archived)
# is there any other way to play that game?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Not really, it is the only way to have real fun that game
I have killed of most the people in Bravil
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Never could get into that.
Played it for a little while, but all I could think during that time was; "Ultima Underworld is better".
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I have just gone for out and out killing, I have only finished 8 quests
I killed an entire house of fighters guild members, I then took all their armour and weapons and sold them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I once nuked an entire town
It was satisfying
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I used a hack, so I now have 10 million gold coins
So I can do what ever the hell I like, I like breaking and then knifing the bastards while they sleep and watching their body fly across the room
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 17:00, archived)
# a late but well deserved
hooray!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)