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# Is it the right time to post this abomination?
Barbara Windsor revises her cheeky role as bubbly Nurse Sandra May in the 2009 remake of Carry on Doctor

NSFHE (Not Safe For Human Eyes)

I am traumatised.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# My eyes are ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I made a version of that image with only one breast,
but I cannot find it.

BEST

STORY

EVAR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# oh sweet jesus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Good god
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Aaarrrrrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Love me some sloppy clunge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# You recieve a greeting card, it says "you are well"
You fall down a well, url. on the way down you practice your maternity breathing techinques" HOOOO HAAAAAA HEEEELELLLLL. The babby comes out and you name it earl. You (also named earl) hold it in your arms and say to earl "You are earl".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# Due cough Earl. Due Due Due Cough Earl. Due Due Due Cough Earl-
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# that bread needs another 20 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)
# Pffft
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:41, archived)
# I don't think that will help...
But I'd add several kilos of portland cement to the mix next time to firm it up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:12, archived)
# I am surprised that you managed to finish the image
and post it before the trauma took hold.

I assume you'll be rocking back and forth in the foetal position all night.

I know I will.

Also: Woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Yep
Fellating oneself is great fun
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Frankly, after admiring your work
its a damn necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:51, archived)
# 'kin 'ell.
I don't know whether to be sick or aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:49, archived)
# When it comes to B3ta
that Venn diagram has only one circle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Vomit on your cock and have a wank.
G'wan.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Jeez ! Why In The Name Of All That Is Holy
Did you inflict that upon my poor eyes ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:58, archived)
# OH JESUS
CHRIST
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Go on!
Ger outta my pub!
(gtfomh, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 22:16, archived)