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# this is how Emmerdale will end...

(i am rubbish this morning)
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 7:42, archived)
# *Sympathy Reply*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Replying to the sympathy reply
making this post look more popular
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:23, archived)
# just act as if nothing has happened
that's my advice to you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:29, archived)
# May your first child
be a masculine child... or a unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:35, archived)
# BOOM SHANKA
etc
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# May the museum of your own natural history
charge a reasonable entrance fee and have as a richly proportioned gift shop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:45, archived)
# i hope that everybody dies
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:47, archived)
# I'm guessing your going to be right on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# I'm guessing:
LAZER BALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# it would be wonderful if we all turned to sand at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# May dragons vomit their bile rife with goodness
at the feet of your neighbors and may your days on the Earth be fragrant with the BBQ sauce of life
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:44, archived)
# ah, I'm RISing a bit - Blake 7 and Emmerdale?
'ningles everyone!

heheh, one of the techies just rang up, and one of the girls in the office answered - she had to find out who was about and didnt no my name.. she apologised quite a lot, and was somewhat embarresed she had to ask. I just smiled and said not to worry... The thing is, I have no idea what her name is :D

edit: ah, just looked up Paul Darrow , I get it now :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# one day in the near future techies won't have to ring up
they'll send messages by writing ink squid in on papyrus
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:48, archived)
# don't be crazy, they'll have flying squids that can write the mesage for them with their own ink
nings Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# ningles Steven
how be thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# I be most excellent this morn'!
thank fuck it's friday...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# don't be stupid everyone knows motorised hamster couriers are the future
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:33, archived)
# You had me confused there for a moment
I thought you looked up your coworkers name, and it turned out her name was Paul Durrow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# why did they kill off Blake :(

WHY!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# the writers were getting too close to the truth?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Good mornings


...although to be fair it's not hard to confuse me at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hahahaha
*may be funny to those over 40*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 10:11, archived)