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# I like to use every meme/bandwagon at least once



p.s. I paid my donation weeks days ago, now where IS my icon!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# EMAIL ROB, CALL HIM A:
finger    log
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# I think you have to wait til the month is over...
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# it's never not happened instantaneously for me
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 4:49, archived)
# OH MARILYN
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# HUBBA, HUBBA
 

 
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Keep that area dry!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:01, archived)
# The soles of your footwear? I agree with this, prevent potential slipping!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# YOUR SOLE IS MINE!
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Yes it is; Land Mine at that.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I'M IN JAIL
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Would you like my "Get out of Jail - Free" card?
I won it in a Monopoly game about twenty years ago. I was thinking that might come in handy one day
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# I'M GONNA STAY HERE, I LIKE IT HERE
I LIKE IT! YEAH, THROW AWAY THE KEY, I'M IN JAIL!
HELLO DAD, I'M IN JAIL!

actually I used my one free pass when I was a kid
although reading the police brochure about it I might be able to get off again but really I find it best to stay the fuck out of trouble
www.police.govt.nz/service/diversion/index.html
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# DO YOU WISH TO COMPLETE THE AGREED CONDITIONS?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# heh. been there ...
i wouldn't count on second chances at diversion.

they've got my prints now too
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# yeah, not sure how well "I'm only doing this because I need counselling" really runs as an argument
 
also: GLOVES
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# haha
and YES
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# THIS MURDER WAS A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# I WAS PROVOKED
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# PROVOKED INTO NEEDING COUNSELLING THAT'S WHY I DONE A MURDER
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# HEY DAD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I'M IN JAIL
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:04, archived)
# JAIL! JAIL! HI, DAD
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# I'M IN JAIL AND I LIKE IT
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# I'M IN JAIL COZ I DID A CHRISTIAN BALE,
YOU GET SCARS,
LIVIN' BEHIND IRON BARS.
ALL DAY AN ALL NIGHT IT GOES,
EAT, FIGHT, SMOKE,
I SAID EAT, FIGHT, SMOKE,
THE ONLY RULE IS DON'T DROP THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SOAP.
UNLESS YOU'RE GAY,
BITCH, THEN DROP AWAY.
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Nice fur . . . the coat is fluffy too !
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# coo-eee....that's a nicely done Fredabase
:)
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# It really is . . . way different than the burger thief !
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# ARF....you rike flies with that?
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:18, archived)
# Enough to wake the dead . . . yeah !
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# haha
very good
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# see sig........ and my ex
(, Wed 12 Aug 2009, 3:09, archived)