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[challenge entry] Bindun?

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(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Sorry
Dunno why image is so big???
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:36, archived)
# ah
it's not now! Now, back to leadership assignment
(drivesalive o Big eyed beans from Venus, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Nice facial expression. ;)
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Bindun?
Dunno. Does it matter? Why are you even asking?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# What's the point of all of this anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I dunno. Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:44, archived)
# What?

Who said that?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# tj: i just got this on twitter
"@executiverocker Lord_Gnome left a post on reddit yesterday about his desire to commit suicide. Can you get in touch with him/his family?"

anyone else get this?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Does he need money for a flight to Switzerland or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:43, archived)
# who is lord_gnome?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:45, archived)
# He appears to be Lord of the Gnomes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# no one went to this effort when i said i was going to off myself.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Maybe they did on other forums.
Fora. Whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Ah but did you say it through the self-important attention-seeking medium of twitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:51, archived)
# nup i said it through the self-important attention-seeking medium of a mmo game.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Well, THERE's ya problem right there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# i think you might be onto something.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Well the owner of Private Eye is referred to as "Lord Gnome", but...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:50, archived)
# There's a LordGnome on twitter
twitter.com/LordGnome

whose amazing contributions to the world of tweets include:

"what if jesus coming back was something like schrodinger's cat ???" Like how? He comes back, only to be trapped in a box with poison attached to a radioactive trigger? Or is the Second Coming a thought experiment?

"if god had doubts and became an atheist, would the universe flicker out ?" No.

"watching tv but its turned off" Why are you such an idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I lolled at the box with poison comment :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Further investigation
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9au19/dear_reddit_i_have_some_info_about_lord_gnome_the/
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 11:48, archived)
# reply with "God, is he *STILL* alive? I've never known anyone take so long to kill themselves"
then you'll probably get sued by an outraged person :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Seems to be a b3tan.
Jenpots and Esmeweatherwax are mentioned on the reddit page.

He a /talker?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 15 Aug 2009, 13:55, archived)