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# hahha, that is utterly brilliant! top 'shop, sir!


I can't wait to see how they manage to drag out that franchise further for Saw VI....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I haven't seen any since Saw II
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# It's bizarre
although there's a really convoluted thread running through them, it's impossible to follow because 3 - 5 all blend into one.
You can't tell one from the other
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# The first was quite good, you didn't really expect everything.
The second was more of the same but this time you knew exactly what was going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Here's how
gory death trap prologue
Introduce detective and another character
gory death trap set peice
detective and other character investigate
tape recording of Jigsaw
gory death trap set peice
Detective or other character turn out to be in cahoots with jigsaw all along
tape recording of Jigsaw
gory death trap set peice
One or both of characters dies
tape recording of Jigsaw

5. Profit

I'm really looking forward to Final Destination though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I feel like we have gone back to the 80s
With the sudden mad rush for everyone wanting 3d cinema :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Ah yes
I remember it well.

3d specs free in all the papers and lots of pictures of blurry red and green dinosaurs :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ahhh... the He-man She-Ra Special at the ol' Cannon cinema with those red and green glasses....
memories.......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
# The beardedwife made an awesome observation from the last film
if that fella had been driving the British version of the car (was it a Triumph or a Stag?) he wouldn't have had an engine in the head
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:49, archived)
# The guy at the drive-thru?
It's been a while,...

Also, when work calms down, the blog gets a BIG update
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:15, archived)
# the first one was cool.. if only for the train decapitation on the jaw line... on the whole the series tires me.
although to be honest: i am hesistantly intrigued.

I saw Scar 3d at frightfest last year.. that was shit. although.. apparently the film had be missed printed so the 3d work as well.. so I missed out on the full spectacle of gratuitous 3D nork shot.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:50, archived)
# haha, yup, that about sums it up!
edit: I was never keen on the final destiantion movies... It was all a bit convoluted and engineered somehow...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That's what I love about them
they KNWO they are engineering and convoluted.

The fun isn't neccesarily in watching them die, it's trying to work out exactly what's going to them in.

And, I thought the sunbed scene in the last one was one the most horrible things I';d ever seen, and given my DVD collection that's saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Right up there with Cannibal Holocaust
In other news, my desk has 2 new space wasters:

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:12, archived)
# \o/
I think they should remake Cannibal Holocaust with Fraggles
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:16, archived)
# "A Muppet Cannibal Holocaust"
there is just something very wrong with the image of Kermit sticking Miss Piggy on a spit and roasting her, with an apple jammed in her mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Wrong?!
So very, very right.

In ALL the sexy ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:34, archived)
# The muppets next to a philosophy book.
How post-modern!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:27, archived)
# It's a statement!
I'm not quite sure what statement but it's a statement none the less.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Careful.
They have fraggile egos.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Thanky
Haven't seen one of them yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:45, archived)
# the first one was alright... second was a bit crap... Either the 3rd of the 4th - the one with the female doctor and the guy fixated with his dead son, was ok. The 5th was crap.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:00, archived)
# 3D
it's not a gimmick... Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 9:46, archived)
# they need some ushers at the front throwing fake blood at the audience during the gory bits
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 10:06, archived)