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[challenge entry] She's got a loverly bunch

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(I helped save b3ta! zozamaroo, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:53, archived)
# OI OI SAVELOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:57, archived)
# bends over
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:58, archived)
# happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 21:59, archived)
# Thanky
The one day of the years when the sun does shine out of my arse (1 candle power).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# mine positively glows
but that's from the amount of hits i took in it yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# And obviouslythe thorough use of Brasso!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# ahh, the Brasso
there's nothing quite like a gentle chafing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Good god!
you've been about for at least seven years

Woo mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Older. My second account:P
I remember when all this were fields one post stayed on the board half a day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Why did you jump account?
Give us the 7 year old gossip
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Forgot the password
and at the time there wasn't an indicator of how long you'd be on. I never contemplated that I'd still be here 8 years later
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# I have only been here since 2004
and I always thought of you as a youngster.

It is odd how we form strange preconceptions.

Also, I love cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Nope.
2002. I know this as I remember the contract I was on at the time.
I haven't always used riverghost.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# Not always Riverghost on this account?
I think this one started as just Manley, but, as you will recall, I had a good many accounts banned, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I used to be f3ral
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You still fucking are.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Tell me something I don't know:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:14, archived)
# I still can't believe Bela Lugosi's Dad has been here for less time than I have
elvisweathercock too. They seem like proper regulars.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:04, archived)
# You still seem like a total noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# So do you
noob
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# Dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Says you,
swirly black shape boy.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I was going to go back to those the otherday. I need a cool source image to inspire me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Thanks, man.
You do have about a month of seniority over me, so I'll just bend over and take it.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# You ARE easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# You don't even have to make me a mixtape
*scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I still have Zelter.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Well you should totally nurture it
I'll pretend to be your friend at parties.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:13, archived)
# I have new stuff to add. I've ripped a few musics since I last checked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Okay, well for the moment at least, glomp to you.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# i've only been on here for 2 years
it seems like much longer, but in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:07, archived)
# b3ta seems to have been the very first website that 'sort of stuck'
I was on the road as a despatch rider when I first came upon it, so didn't sign up for a year or two, given I only ever had precious minutes on my controller's PC to view it when he went off for a smoke and I was waiting for a job
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Did the PC not fall off the bike?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I had perviously been a chauffeur controller in the nineties
I was very used to sitting in his chair when he wasn't about
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I bet you did you saucy minx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday,
you old bugger
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:02, archived)
# cheers matey.
I'd like to thank my family
Everyone that worked with me on this project
My costars
And God.

*Gwineths*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:06, archived)
# happy b3taday \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I like to use a cupcake to pad out my undies too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)
# She
will be dead soon, then the biggest street party the world has ever seen will take place.
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:00, archived)
# I see no great positive in her death.
In all honesty it will make no difference to the world at all, except that some of her family members will be sad.

I can take no pleasure in the misery of others, especially when I gain nothing by it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:03, archived)
# Agreed,
but we can register our disdain for what she did by holding a street party so big that the media have to report it..

Maggie's dead! Nation parties!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 23 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)