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[challenge entry] Ah, democracy...


www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6809329.ece
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7694646.stm

PS sorry but I still can't figure out what exactly these Vote For Change folks are trying to achieve. Is it armed revolt?

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:17, archived)
# As each day goes by, the more I see him,
the more I develop fear of him.

Every time I look at him I feel like the news are playing that super low frequency noise that imparts fear instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# I wonder why :)
farm4.static.flickr.com/3229/2297272408_73e6d61eaa.jpg

I quite like the bloke, he does stuff like knock the ideological shit out of politicians I disagree with, in a completely unashamed manor
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# I always imagine him as elongating his s's.
Yesssssssss! Jusssssssssssst what I thought!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Him dissolving the House of Commons would be the final chuckle
having put our worthless working class into national service as sailors on the UK's glorious new fleet of fifty destroyers, or the as expendable Stormtroopers

One can only dream
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#
here it is
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:36, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:42, archived)
#
it's not that bad
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ?
I don't get the connection
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#
they are in an office block and people are jumping out the window - people jumping out of world trade centers

Come to think of it I see why they took it down.
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:54, archived)
# ha ha!
for truly he is the Lord of Darkness.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:37, archived)
# I just saw an advert for District 9. It made me go "awwww" when the alien said it just wanted to go home.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:20, archived)
# That looks fucking stunning!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:21, archived)
# It did look good, I didn't expect it to make me go "awwww" out loud though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:22, archived)
# it got to #37 on imdb.
It looks like a 'we are the real monsters' type film.
Apparently in "I Am Legend" in the original ending, the vampires are revealed to be thinking, benevolent creatures who were merely attempting to rescue a vampire that Neville had captured earlier - yet another test audience ruins what could have been a good film.
(Peter_G, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# I watched I Am Legend not long ago. It was started good, but the ending was stupid and pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:33, archived)
# All of the Americans are raving about it, and unusually I think that's a good think.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I've seen it. It is.
The bloke in it grows an alien arm. I fucking want one. Now, if possible thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
# There are actually, for the first time in a while,
a lot of films that I really want to go to the cinema and see.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Is it out now somewhere?
Not that I'm going to try and find it somewhere on an illegal streaming website... no...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Ah, I went to a London screening freebie for media wankers 'cos I'm a media wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Oh, I'll have a shuftie about anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:30, archived)
# There's that chap who for some reason has been handed the country
when are they going to start putting up posters of him everywhere

so we can worship him, the way god intends

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:24, archived)
#
worship him stab him repeatedly through the eyes

Edit: hey, why strike tags no workee?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:28, archived)
# I hope you're a light sleeper in a house with a wallpaper of cameras
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:29, archived)
# try <s>worship him</s>
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I thought that it had something to do with the exchange rate . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 22:25, archived)