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# well, originally
it was suggested as a challenge shortly before the marvel/disney one was announced. then it was used as the challenge anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# One particular case has been documented from Australia.
In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra, Australia. He took a pump action shotgun and shot himself in the chest. The load passed through the chest without hitting a rib, and went out the other side. He then walked fifteen meters, reloaded, leaned the shotgun against his throat, and shot his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through this gunshot-inflicted tracheotomy, he reloaded, walked 136 meters to a hill slope, lay down on the slope, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:17, archived)
# THAT'S A REALLY RUBBISH SHOTGUN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# To be brutally honest Canberra is a pretty boring place
I can see where he was coming from
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# wherever he was coming from
he left himself in many places.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
#
Chrysippus, a Greek stoic philosopher, is believed to have died of laughter after watching his drunk donkey attempt to eat figs
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Moral:
Save the wine for yourself.




edit: and yer pals, but not yer fecking donky fer Chrysippus's sake
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# It's like someone
cutting off their head with a chainsaw, and missing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:25, archived)
# It's something to piss off the dayshift isnt it?
As they hate everything that isnt started by one of the popular dayshifters
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:18, archived)
# That as well
Maybe at the end of the week we should summarise all the posts. By reposting them in new threads over the course of Wednesday, during British working hours. It would be a fitting tribute.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I say at about 3:01pm on wednesday?
A rush of chinese guys?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Sounds reasonable to me
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 12:27, archived)